By lonelyniceguy - 24/03/2010 23:50 - United States

Today, my sister's boyfriend came over to the house. I thought I would be nice and cook them both a dinner along with my own. Mine took a little longer to cook, so they ate before me and went back to her bedroom. I ate alone to the sound of them having fun. FML
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FYLDeep 25

They didn't want to wait too long for dessert.

fyl... at least they left the room first.


JessieWallis 0

hahaha! first :)

lol did you put an aphrodisiac in their meal haha

bettadenne1 0

well at least u have food while ppl are starving in africa...selfish jerk.

Did someone say threesome? OH YEEAAH! *Pelvic thrust*

wow that's so rude!

someone2me2 1

the answer is poison

ChocolateTazer 0

Should've asked to join. And lol RaptorJeezus.

Allybuns 0

uh no maybe if op was a girl but who has sex with there sister?


so uncalled for u ****...

That's what happens when you're nice. People take advantage, whether intentional or not. Don't stop being nice though.

it would be a brother sister and boyfriend threesome what's wrong with you guys

me ;)

metalfan333 0

hahahah 71!!! xD wincest!!

60 that be ur average southern redneck

mcme 0

Lol did u put Viagra in the dinner you gave to the guy hopefully?

GENeSiS_32 0

Oh **** off, queer bag.

AA357 0

hahhhahahahaha I was gonna say that

cincyboy 0

if you are a boy if I were you I would have beat the shit out of your sisters boyfriend and then kicked his ass out

shoulda put laxatives in 'em so they crapped in the middle of it.


Thank God i have an Iphone ...and headphones. FYL

garuru 4

op is eating sandwhich ( takes a bite ) ohh yea put in your mouth! haha

Ikr hahaha

that's what you get for making your sister and her boyfriend dinner

Rickymonkeypants 0

lol tween =)

ChocolateTazer 0

Ignorance is on a telling-off spree damn.

tinkerbell1357 0

Ima tween and I'm polite.. yay me

Peacemaker9 7

98- yay u now **** u...... srry I couldn't resist saying that ....... I'm jking honestly I am I'm not really trying to be mean.......I thought it wood be funny is all........

two words: three some.

that's 4(four) words.

greendaygirl999 5

I think if they thought she would be good in a threesome, they would have asked her. Obviously she's not.

blaaaaakely 0


Peacemaker9 7

lol 7 is a win!!!!!!

b52man 6

Dude that's messed up it's his sister

You shoulda stayed on the kitchen! (And made some sammiches for when they were done!

FYLDeep 25

There's a guy about 3 FML's up that sure would appreciate a sandwhich.

HamsteronA 0

haha lol dude

Dinner music!

FYLDeep 25

They didn't want to wait too long for dessert.

x805xUnknown 6

Dinner and an audio?!

bugmenotmofo 34

op is a man dipshits

and because of the revelation of op's gender i now think op is gay