By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 14:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my dad touching his knob, in the kitchen, while cooking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 270
You deserved it 3 990

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Gross. Just gross.

a new ingredient to a recipe. yum


Gross. Just gross.

he was making extra gravy! what are you complaining about?!? lol op fyl. But no one said you have to eat the food..

bosskidz20 2


hate_spoons 0

how akward

Tweety122888 0

oh man I would not want to be you

samanthadude 0

How would beating up a dog make anyone feel better? I really hope you don't own any pets. -.-

samanthadude 0

Maldito, the comments keep switching. ): My original comment was meant for SAMHAIN (#3).

530boy 0

eggs and sausage !

zerobahamut03 2

I think the real question here is if he is a dilf? :)

zp5 4

anyone want some ranch?

Intentional double entendre, 20? If so, nicely done.

the knob on the stove?

zp5 4

#101 I hope your joking.

hahafylop 4

You better be 101... 103 beat me to it though...

#3 looks like rick asley

ladies_man217 0

so what? I do this all the time

slob on my knob like corn on the cob

ydi for calling a dick a knob

BallinJ 0

did u get him off and use his jizz for seasoning?

he turned both the stove and himself on

#117 haha i watched that movie! im talking abt the girl in ur picture btw xD

platypussies 0

biscuits and gravy with extra gravy? hahahaaa

benny2465 0

for once u can't say ydi for not being in the kitchen....

152, I bet she's a damn site better looking than you seeing as your obviously too paranoid about your own looks to display a picture of yourself while bitching about other peoples appearences. Oh and great picture by the way been playing days upon days of call of duty recently while you smear your keyboard in gravy?? Even if you are the greatest looking guy in the world your not gonna get anyone with a terrible personality like yours. enjoy your cheeto's you smelly little virgin.

who the fuck calls a penis a "knob"?

El_Mero_Mero 0

who the fuck calls a dick "penis" whose calls it a "knob"??? lol

ForeverRealTx 0

Its just old man nut butter whats not to love!!

Ricky23J 0

yfi for saying knob.

tweetbaby14 18

why does it seem like all British people call penises knobs? and OP ask him if he would like a hand or a mouth...

haha fyl xD

now that's multitasking

#117 looks like a retard.

a new ingredient to a recipe. yum

iGrenade 0

ninja'd >:|

BoyFromTheFuture 0

special sauce.

Shookitup 0

hahaha that's nasty!

whats with knob?

PaintTheStars 2

Fail, I meant to say 161

PaintTheStars 2

WTF my first coment died :(

killerviral 0

he's adding spur cream ^.^

cream of sum old guy sounds like a terrible dish

Waynes World reference ftw!

Guess you're not eating at home today. If I were you I'd go out and buy a nice cheeseburger :@

Kanvis78 0

Yea , where some teen was touching his knob while spitting on your burger?

Was he making cream filled pastries?

twinny_sc 13

Oh, ew. lol

kmiks411 0


ok, thats just gross!

Bet that was a fun moment. And by fun, I mean awkward.

i like MW2!!!!!!!! and boobies

ash14 0

^ and you're a fucking loser who needs to find something better to do than diss random people that didn't do anything to deserve it.

For a 30 year old, 152, you act suspiciously like a three year old.

FFML_314 11

What are you guys reading? I read "I'm a fucking douche." Then again, I'm fluent in stupid.

tboy3500 0

what up

FFML_314 11

Da sky yo!

Alesana_Love 0

YDI for using the word "knob" p.s. Don't eat the mayo ;)

haha. I agree.

they're from the UK ya twat

Nice etiquette. Wait a minute...

high five!

hope u like whats for dinner

oops. lol, i'd never eat what he'd cook ever again

Oh gross!! I'd never eat at home again!!!!