Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML
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kickazz16
| 15
That was rude.
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thebeautybleeds
| 17
Why would you even say that?
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ellybelly_502
| 4
Wow your unprofessional.. And an ass
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jizzwold
| 21
Seriously. Why would Op say that?
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oreobunbun
| 3
The dad was just fucking joking!
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brown4lifejot
| 1
6-The reasons on the FML but its messed up.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
You're a total bitch, OP. The dad was just joking. Just go die, you asshole.
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Pandaloverr
| 0
I woulda' been happy with what I got . Only spearmint though ..
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
I would have taken the trident layers... Op your a total douche!
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blackheart24
| 10
Op is fucked up. If scowls could kill this FML would be better.
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HappyPanda2016
| 14
Yes FYL, because he is never going to hire you again dumbass. Idiots nowadays...
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LolFMLnot
| 10
TBH OP you are a jerk. YDI !!! But if you regret it then apologize .... Asshole -.-
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Emoney1
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^ Wow, you're unprofessional and an ass.
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My_Sweet_Shadow
| 4
Guess you jumped the gun there, sometimes it pays to bite your tongue, so to speak.
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ShadesOfBlue5
| 9
At first I thought this was funny, and then I realized OP is a douche. Like there's some things you just keep to yourself, and this is one of them.
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DropTheDaggerxx
| 31
Even if the father was serious, a response like that is uncalled for. Professionalism is important, even if your employer makes a dumb joke. You say shit like that to your friends- even then it might cross a line. You deserved that. If I was the father, I wouldn't have paid you at all after that.
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iam_yummylicious
| 12
I agree with #1. I would beat your ass, then not pay you.
Guess you're out of a job...
Guess you're out of a job...
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melonrind
| 8
Now op doesn't have Trident Layers.........or a job!
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LaneDoyleStoleMy
| 0
Lol! I get it ;). The original responder shouldn't be allowed to get that many thumbs up for such terrible grammar.
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rallets
| 22
noone ever pays me in gum :(
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bonebreaker223
| 1
Sweet nice comment that funny
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ILoveDaWorld
| 5
seriously wtf is wrong with OP. that's just not something u say, dumbass.
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princessofdenial
| 2
Where I come from I would have ended up getting paid with a butt whooping and sent home to my Daddy for the same.
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snagglepaste
| 0
That was really fuckin ballsy op.
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
| 11
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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docscientist
| 9
Those trident layers commercials make me rage, even more so when someone thinks they're being funny by mimicking it in life.
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ifuckmonsters
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*You're
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mannykiddo
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Nobody ever pays me in gum. :(
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meelo88
| 13
wow you can expect never to be called again....
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ncolby7
| 0
Lighten up. That is all.
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Helldemon
| 32
I hope he didn't pay your ignorant, disrespectful ass.
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Michaelsmith1502
| 4
Ndfjtztpsydysuduxhhcustsofzogzpgzpgvkcgpxuogzpgzotsphzo.....FML!!!!!
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harmonyluffs
| 4
Youre*
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sacrosanct2
| 23
This is hilarious, lighten up..
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Kamon97
| 23
It's people like you OP that just makes me want to punch you in the face as hard as I can...
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kickazz16
| 15
That was rude.
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HappyPanda2016
| 14
Agreed. OP is a douche bag.
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comedybreak
| 20
Can someone explain this to me? I've never seen FMLs worded so terribly
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Xx_Dakota_xX
| 1
My guess is OP has a fetish for older woman giving blow jobs...and wants to be apart of it
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iiNommBaconz
| 0
Kids a fuckin troll. -.-
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me_gusta_eso
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BITCH ASS NIGGAH (OP)
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hotPinklipstick
| 24
What would possess you to say something like that to your employeer? That is beyond unprofessional and just plain rude. OP why don't you go choke on a dick.
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thebeautybleeds
| 17
Why would you even say that?
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iiNommBaconz
| 0
Seeing as how the dad was probably joking and most likely would have paid you, you are a complete dumb ass. Good luck trying to babysit someone else's kids el fucktard.
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tinydanzr
| 6
I know! Why would u say that? Are u an idiot?
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jonn090
| 13
That guy must have been on some crack or some shit
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tinydanzr
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I meant why would op say that :)
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Sebash_fml
| 0
OP should have taken the gum for that dirty mouth!
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kacielikewhoa
| 0
That's Orbit. :x
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tinydanzr
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110-it was the babysitter that made the stupid remark!
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Buttsexpirate
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Way to be a rude little shit and perpetuate the stereotype that teens are assholes OP.
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ohdearkristen
| 0
How do you know it's a teenager? But yeah, OP, I'd be surprised if they let you babysit again.
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cj7geojeep
| 0
Your right 17...there is no way op is a teenager. I know if I had kids, I would let a random 45 year old dude watch them. Lol
(please don't hate me. Yes, it was sarcasm)
(please don't hate me. Yes, it was sarcasm)
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white16sox
| 19
A simple "No, I'd rather cash," would've sufficed.
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MagicGiraffe
| 12
Pay me in singles.
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taptaptapity
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17- it's most definitely a teenager, who else would be so naive to think that was an appropriate response, or think thy crass and rude behavior is what makes someone respected...
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LegalyWhite
| 7
Dont be a dick and call ALL teens assholes... Thats just not kool
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False_Stupidity
| 41
Is accept payment in bacon strips... mmmmm
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yollew
| 5
Thank you, Buttsexpirate, for proving that teens can be mature and perverted/rude in any way. I think we all can learn a valuable lesson from Buttsexpirate, don't you?
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yollew
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can't not can at the first 'can'.... Sorry BSP... I have failed teenagers all around with my typing error.... Please look past that, you totally mature and harmless adults.
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mk58
| 31
Yollew, I don't think you understood what Buttsexpirate was saying...
She said that OP was acting in a way that reinforced the stereotype that teens are rude, obnoxious pieces of shit. Which not all teens are, but that's why it's called a stereotype.
She said that OP was acting in a way that reinforced the stereotype that teens are rude, obnoxious pieces of shit. Which not all teens are, but that's why it's called a stereotype.
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X8_SUPERIOR_8X
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Your name is buttsexpirate
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kut19
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What kind of perv are you?
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brown4lifejot
| 1
LOL "wat kind"
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
The kind that doesn't go away.
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iiNommBaconz
| 0
The kind that sniffs your seat after you get up and leave...
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zombicidal
| 11
the kind that walks far too close behind you
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perdix
| 29
The kind that is into GILF, or "Mature," porn. Now that I've helped you find the category, go find some grans inhaling cocks and laugh yourself to orgasm!
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rabbittboi
| 18
To all the GILFS & MILFS we've loved before...
Hopefully OP isn't carrying for "granny" instead of little Johnny or Susie.
What am I saying: F the L of whoever he sits.
Hopefully OP isn't carrying for "granny" instead of little Johnny or Susie.
What am I saying: F the L of whoever he sits.
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lerouxmaster
| 7
The kind that goes around and destroys combos that were YEARS in the making.
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
The kind that sits across to you and repeats every word that your saying under their breath (fml reference)
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IndigoFuckYou
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I feel sorry for the kids you babysat. What'd you tell them, that they were the result of a drunken sex orgy gone wrong and that their parents didn't love them??
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g_ayvel
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I don't know why 90 is being thumbed down,it's true most guys do not babysit
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LegalyWhite
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I agree all he had to do was shrug the some what korny joke off. He obivisouly was gunna pay
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chili10
| 18
I don't understand what being male has to do with babysitting a girl. When you're a babysitter you don't limit yourself to one sex.
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puppydog
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Oh yeah, fuck YOUR life... you jackass.
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DoctorWhooves
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Wait. What the actual fuck. Why would you say that? Just... why?
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trollfaced
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You would say that infront of a little kid. SMH
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RomanBeauty
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What does SMH stand for?
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TheRealEllieSan
| 9
Shaking My Head
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DynamicDave
| 11
Suck My Herpes
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Nyolia
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No words can properly express how stupid this is.