Today, I was waiting for the pan to heat up so I could make myself scrambled eggs. Just then, my mom runs up to me, cracks an egg open on my head, and runs away laughing. I only had one other egg. FML
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FYLDeep
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Then you've only got one shot to get her right in the face with it. No pressure.
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Angel_Vice
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Your mom is awesome.
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Angel_Vice
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Your mom is awesome.
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jrsgreenfire257
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She turned all the fire alarms too^_^
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iIixoxiIi
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are u sure that it was your mom not your little brother? O.o
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cloudy01
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other fml reference win^^
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YakuzaxGeneralz
| 9
his moms a thug
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techweed
| 12
#69 I love your profile Peace Be Upon Him
لا الة الا اللة
لا الة الا اللة
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daaron
| 3
that's so cute
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Toast_yumm
| 0
agreed
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josh55
| 1
your mons pretty gangster
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stolencookie
| 17
FYL for everyone rooting for your mom. Hahaha
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Alleged_Cranium
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Mom=Weirdo
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YouCanHaveACoke
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Agreed. What's with all these immature parents on FML? It's one thing to be funny/goofy/spontaneous, but cracking an egg on your kid's head? Eh.
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brettrb
| 18
hah its just a joke. how about WASH IT OUTT??? haha. we americans jst hate all that extra work i guess. people used to use egg as conditioner it makes it shiny haha
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nikki898
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omg! your going to die, you didn't have your scrambled eggs!
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YouCanHaveACoke
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I get that it's just a joke, and it doesn't have anything with being lazy. Sometimes, having an egg cracked over your head can ruin a relatively good morning. It would really suck if OP was dressed for work! I'm just saying there are better and less immature goofy things parents can do.
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FYLDeep
| 25
Then you've only got one shot to get her right in the face with it. No pressure.
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rjnorton84
| 0
Double agree. Get her on the forehead and you will be bi-winning.
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CommonSenseKarma
| 17
Or shove it up your ass and be bisexual.
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T3P33_fml
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if you can shove an egg up your butt without braking it, you must have the hell of an anus!
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isuckwithnames
| 22
Triple win if it's on her way to work
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b1ondiee
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lol . sucks no eggs for you , but it was kina funny
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68hk
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at least it wasn't her dead eggs.
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Tcaret300
| 12
Oh...
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Tcaret300
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How sure are you about that
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ImmortalKratos
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idk makes sense since there were only two....hmmm
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jake12221212121
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The door is this way.
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snewo
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Still better than AIDS
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Mirorbo
| 26
Sounds like your mother-dear had a certain salad for breakfast.
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atthegates
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a nice tossed salad....I heard she prefers syrup
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j300zx
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I would have said "technically you have 3 if you were a man."
:D
:D
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j300zx
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Way to google copy and paste pendatik.
I believe you have no huevos for writing that long boring essay of yours.
:D
I believe you have no huevos for writing that long boring essay of yours.
:D
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
Did you just call a paragraph of text an essay?
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the simple-minded j300zx: the self-appointed representative of the populace of FML's degenerate class.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the simple-minded j300zx: the self-appointed representative of the populace of FML's degenerate class.
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fthku
| 13
Well, if he said the joke in hebrew it would make sense!
OP, your mom sounds as mature as a 5 year old.
OP, your mom sounds as mature as a 5 year old.
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rallets
| 22
when you type way too much on the internet, whether its a paragraph or more.. its still an essay
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rallets
| 22
not really, im just saying why bother typing out all that for someone who doesnt care? its just the internet, typing in proper grammær doesnt mean anything, regardless of what others may think.
and i didnt get lost ;D
and i didnt get lost ;D
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rallets
| 22
lmfao my comments arent stupid. the fact that youre trying to prove yourself better than anyone else because you use grammær is whats stupid. and if youre gonna talk about that, is "stupidest" even a word? just checkin'
and i could care less if you give a "toss" about me. just dont do it to my salad :/
and i could care less if you give a "toss" about me. just dont do it to my salad :/
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rallets
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i agree #42, everything is always taken seriously here
who wouldve thought that about a humor site?
who wouldve thought that about a humor site?
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creamcheese724
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pendatik is gay
*joke*
*joke*
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j300zx
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All this over a pair of eggs. I never knew eggs could cause so much chaos.
Hummm....Testies have great power.
Hummm....Testies have great power.
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ReynshineCutting
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I agree that people should try to use mostly proper grammar on the Internet because if they get into the habit of using bad grammar or txt speak, it 1) just makes you look stupid and 2) translates to other areas of your life (professional emails, exams, resumes, college papers, etc) without you even realizing it, which again, makes you look stupid.
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nofatchicks90
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shut up already
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rallets
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hey, i may be a fucker, but im not stupid ;D
and i dont have an inferiority complex, or any kind for that matter. youre the one who might think youre superior than everyone else. i think you might be the one with some kind of complex. perhaps a chill pill would relax you? a hug? whether or not i write in proper sentence structure on some website doesnt determine what kind of person i am. idk how you can just try to insult me when i never did it to you or anyone else who feels like its their job to patrol how someone should write something. i also dont know how you can just try to judge how smart i am based on some comments i post on the internet. i just want to know if you grammar nazis are like this in real life? do you correct those around you to their face? do you dare? or are you just only tough when you have a keyboard in front you and far away from us?
^ tl;dr :P
and i dont have an inferiority complex, or any kind for that matter. youre the one who might think youre superior than everyone else. i think you might be the one with some kind of complex. perhaps a chill pill would relax you? a hug? whether or not i write in proper sentence structure on some website doesnt determine what kind of person i am. idk how you can just try to insult me when i never did it to you or anyone else who feels like its their job to patrol how someone should write something. i also dont know how you can just try to judge how smart i am based on some comments i post on the internet. i just want to know if you grammar nazis are like this in real life? do you correct those around you to their face? do you dare? or are you just only tough when you have a keyboard in front you and far away from us?
^ tl;dr :P
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MissBunny25
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oh, please stop with the raging paragraph comments, already. no one reads them, anyways. your attempt to show off your intellect is a fail. just stop now, you prideful people.
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rallets
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^ thats what im trying to prove #102 :)
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Sinkhole
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C'mon, just because you don't read the comments, it doesn't mean that no one else does. I prefer the long comments than the short "lmao ur dumb" ones. If you don't want to read the long comments, then don't read them, move on and don't complain about it, your complaints are more annoying than the length of the comments.
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rallets
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those long essay comments are criticizing the short witty comments, thats why we say something back
if they would just leave it alone first, nothing would happen but they try to put their opinion where it was never asked
if they would just leave it alone first, nothing would happen but they try to put their opinion where it was never asked
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Sinkhole
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We all put our opinions where they're not asked, that's why there's a reply function for every comment. The comment about the eggs wasn't even witty anyway. What's so difficult about skipping the long comments? I skip the short and stupid comments and I don't complain about them.
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MrsLender_fml
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It was a joke! In other countries, the slang for "testicles" is "eggs." I'm Spanish and they call them "huevos", which means eggs and by the fact that he used the word huevos, I'm going to assume that he got it from there.
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rallets
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well thats cause theyre not complaining about you. but whenever someone posts a funny comment, it always gets moderated and/or someone throws a bitch-fit over how it was written.
and i see it irked you that i said it was a witty comment ;D nice
and you cant just skip over those comments so easily when they take up the entire page -_-
the reply function isnt so you can just criticize what was written tho
and i see it irked you that i said it was a witty comment ;D nice
and you cant just skip over those comments so easily when they take up the entire page -_-
the reply function isnt so you can just criticize what was written tho
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Sinkhole
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MrsLender, my first language is Spanish too, I know that the slang for testicles is 'huevos', and I didn't find it funny. If j300zx got the idea from there, it doesn't matter, 'cause the comments here are written in English. Maybe he should have done that joke in the Spanish website then.
Rallets, the moderated comments are usually offensive, not everyone finds offensive comments funny. You know, the comments of the people complaining take up the entire page as well. It didn't irk me that you said it was a witty comment, I was just sharing my unasked opinion.
Rallets, the moderated comments are usually offensive, not everyone finds offensive comments funny. You know, the comments of the people complaining take up the entire page as well. It didn't irk me that you said it was a witty comment, I was just sharing my unasked opinion.
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MissBunny25
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gotta say I agree with rallets on this one.. but lets all get off each other's case and go to our neutral corners , shall we? have a nice day everyone :)
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MissBunny25
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and sinkhole, stop being a douche to everyone on the thread.
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rallets
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so youre saying spanish isnt allowed here? you dont happen to live in Arizona, do you? o_O lol jk
looks like its still irking you if you still talk about it, just sayin'
and thanx MissBunny :D
sinkhole, stop being a douche, period.
looks like its still irking you if you still talk about it, just sayin'
and thanx MissBunny :D
sinkhole, stop being a douche, period.
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Sinkhole
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I'm being a douche? That's funny, I haven't even insulted anyone. Do you get offended by good grammar? That's the only thing I see in my comments that could offend you. It's either that, or both of you are too damn sensitive.
Of course Spanish isn't allowed here, the comments written in other languages are moderated.
Of course Spanish isn't allowed here, the comments written in other languages are moderated.
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rallets
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por que?
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hannahninjalady
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hahah that is awsome!!
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SAgirl
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guess your mom forgot to take her meds that morning?