fledermausi
Budapest, Hungary
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
gimmeasalad
Walnut Creek, United States
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Brinty
Australia
Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
A-64
Brussels, Belgium
Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Anonymous
Lidk?ping, Sweden
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
megomania
United States
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, Canada
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
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airforce987 20
I suppose this isn't the time to say, "well that's a fishy situation"...
Christina6 11
I feel bad for your fish.
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Comments (193)
kittycat2007 18
i hope u mean EX boyfriend
mazio09210517 5
what the ****? lol I hope he is now your ex Boyfriend.
GVirdi 11
I find it weird how you and 12 said the same thing at the same time, yet 12 is getting thumbed up and you're getting thumbed down
martinv19 6
It's just cuz shes 13 not 12
ant1ion 12
Yeah even though they posted at the same time
vanessaizawesome 8
Yeah but whatever!! I thumbed 13 up and thumbed 12 down!!!
myalleyway 9
how shitty is that situation
lolfood 24
Holy shit, stop making crappy puns on every ******* FML involving poop
lolfood 24
No pun intended
Hockeyboy4280 18
As shitty as that pun
zakkman 4
Mr. Hankey decided to go scuba diving.
Thisismypchere 8
Dafuq did I just read.
lolfood 24
You just read "Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML"
GVirdi 11
20 try reading again, but this time try reading slowly and carefully
naughty101 8
i feel like someone who would do somethong THAT disgusting HAD to have shown some prior signs..your fault babe xx
silent_bride 5
21: Right, let's blame the OP instead of the boyfriend. Totally logical, "babe".
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
Not even close, "babe". What was he going to do to foreshadow the fact that he was going to shit in her aquarium? There are a multitude of things that could have affected his judgement here, and unless OP had explicitly told him it was okay to use the fish tank as a toilet, I fail to see how it's her fault.
PROdigy81 4
What 21 might mean is that he thought he caught her cheating Or that he's a drinker or a semi-pothead that does retarted things when he's high/drunk
kjb1234 5
God I hope he was drunk
Calyx_fml 22
Because fish prefer boozy poop!
GVirdi 11
47 I'm 97.843% sure booze would come in pee form So unless it was liquid poop, your argument is invalid. Hope you guys liked the visuals :D?
daydreamer244 13
Maybe he was drunk? Or mad at the fish?
Shadow_Phantom 26
Likewise... I really, REALLY, hope he was drunk. FYL, OP.
tony1891 22
lovely. still your boyfriend?