fledermausi
Budapest, Hungary
Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
gimmeasalad
Walnut Creek, United States
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Brinty
Australia
Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
A-64
Brussels, Belgium
Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML
HK
Haywards Heath, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML
Anonymous
Lidk?ping, Sweden
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
megomania
United States
Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
GasAttack
Canada
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Anonymous
Richmond, Canada
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend taking a dump in the litter box. He said he wanted to know what it felt like for the cat. FML
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airforce987 20
I suppose this isn't the time to say, "well that's a fishy situation"...
Christina6 11
I feel bad for your fish.
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Comments (193)
ArielTheMermaid 17
.......wow is all I can say
phatdaddy62 23
Then why say anything?
ArielTheMermaid 17
Why not?
Gtroll 4
Because that's all they can say.
buffyfoo 0
Gives the fish some flavour to their food
Harpy20 24
DUMP him.
bmkc4 1
He just couldn't make it to the bathroom
rosesofash860 8
Fish: Yay! Chocolate pellets! Num num, XP
jadalondon 0
the fahk!?
obeliks 4
Only in America
JoeParris 1
Actually it says "hungary" for the place she lives so only in Hungary
ShunRikka89 2
Except it was posted from Hungary, dumb ass.
redmnky21 8
and he's still your boyfriend?
grndNpnd 6
Dump his dumb ass.
SarahElisabet 4
I seriously hope that you asked him what his reasons were....
GVirdi 11
Maybe he tried talking to the fish but they kept giving him the silent treatment and cmon, who doesn't hate the silent treatment?
phatdaddy62 23
Does it really matter what the reasons are? He shat in the freakin' aquarium!
SarahElisabet 4
Oh it matters!! Even if just to add to the FML, the reason is important. I mean, if it was because he had explosive diarrhea, then that would personally not make me as angry as some stupid excuse.