Poor fish, who would like such an ambush? :(

Is that a serious question? OF COURSE she would rather him vomit on the floor. Have you ever cleaned puke out of a fish tank? Doesn't sound quick-and-easy, does it?

I take it you speak from experience, 14. ;)

the bottom feeder will feast tonight

Eh. Well that does suck. Better make him clean it. SAVE THOSE FISH!

*double post*

Feed him to the fishes *Godfather theme tune*

Haha if you vomit in a tank you just quickly put on gloves, get a net and get fish out, then dump out tank. I understand you tho 14.

That's fishy.

Duh. He or she could of cleaned the floor easily. Now the fish will most likely die AND she will have to clean the whole tank

Superhero movie anyone?

Bright side don't have to feed the fish for awhile(;

That's exactly what I was thinking!

72- op is a guy

You make cali look bad

F the fish's life!

That would be much easier to clean up

That would be much easier to clean up

I hear the parties in Belgium are insane.

Very on topic, 17.

I think OP definitely got through to him.

34- do you mean 19?

#41 My mistake, yes I meant 19 :).

34- it's somewhat on topic, the boy came home obviously wasted from a party, in Belgium.

Exactly! I mean, her son wasn't exactly in the state of mind to have a reasonable talk about what happened. What she should've focused on was making sure that he was ok. The morning is for lectures.

An interesting phenomenon, quite a few commenters (myself included) initially thought of OP as female though he is in fact male. I wonder if this is due to the manner of grammar or the situation itself.... Anyone else think OP was a woman when first reading it?

I did! And agreed OP, lecture him while a 7ft wrestler is jumping in that railspike in his head!

More like, beat the shit out of that little prick before he ends up in prison. What a little bastard. You give home hell when he sobers up.

With added beer...

I highly doubt he threw up from eating carrots...

I was implying that every time you throw up, there're carrots in the puke...

Not if you haven't eaten carrots...

Oh for ***** sake people, shut up!

#3 I want your shirt

What if you were the fish? How would you feel? Animal abuser.... Fuck your life.

I think 4 meant that this FML should be meant for the fish, because they're the ones who have to suffer. 18 read it properly next time and don't be so quick to attack everybody.

Fish's... Sorry that one really bugged me.

I ment what I said.

Oh I get it! It took me a while. Sorry 4! :)

The sickness is only the beginning of the punishment in my book. He's in for faaaar worse.

Drinking is not a big deal if done responsibly, obviously the son was not, but now I bet he will be a lot more careful on the amount he drinks. If it becomes a habit then more punishment should follow.

No responsible would have been following his dads wishes ... Everyone has their drinking limit and maybe he only had one but his body can only take one before going drunk ... Drinking isnt really responsible anyways..

I hope you never have kids because that was just awful advice.

79-just to clarify, are you saying any/all types of drinking is/are irresponsible?!

16- I'd say that if the son is young enough to live with his parents and have to sneak out to a party, he probably shouldn't be drinking.

79, I was with you up until that last statement. Drinking in and of itself is not irresponsible. EDIT: I just noticed that you said it isn't responsible, which I guess is true. Never mind.

118- I'm old enough to drink in Canada, but I'm still young enough to live at home. I still have to abide certain rules...so...what you just said isn't really true.

And then you died because your fragile habitat became too acidic for you to survive in.

Not just ON you, but vomited in your very air. You'd have to BREATHE that puke!

Hangovers don't stop any of the people I know from getting drunk again.

I don't get them!;)

124 - I call bull. I've blacked out from excessive drinking once and woke up with no headache and only mild nausea, but NEVER getting hung over? Difficult to believe.