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  Booda_Shun  |  41

At my old high school, all classrooms carried a huge bag of cat litter, toilet paper, a large bin, a curtain, and two cans of air freshener in a closet. In the event of a prolonged lockdown, these were provided for use as a makeshift toilet... O_O

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  Welshite  |  41

Okay, you've peaked my curiosity. Explain why your school would prepare for extended lockdowns. The only valid reason I can think of is if someone spots perdix, but in that case the entire city might be cordoned off.

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  Booda_Shun  |  41

Correction: Perdix's expansive rhetoric is a threat to ALL of humanity. To defeat him, Twain, Wilde, and Thoreau would all have to be resurrected at the same time...

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  perdix  |  41

Damn, I need to pay attention! I skipped this one because I knew it would be a cesspool of pussy and "shitty situation" comments. Then, I come here and find that I have become the subject of ridicule!

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  Zimmington  |  41

I went to my friends apartment today & his roommates cat had shat on the couch. Not as bad as kitty litter in a closet but it smelled horrible & I'm pretty sure that cushion is ruined

By  nichollelovins  |  23

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By  adamo_erebus  |  43

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  golden_warrior  |  43

Why bother responding. We are just feeding these people by making a big deal. Just thumb them down and hopefully people will eventually stop with this and and the "shifty situation" pun as well .

By  imyy  |  28

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By  YourEvilHero  |  29

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