At my old high school, all classrooms carried a huge bag of cat litter, toilet paper, a large bin, a curtain, and two cans of air freshener in a closet. In the event of a prolonged lockdown, these were provided for use as a makeshift toilet... O_O

Okay, you've peaked my curiosity. Explain why your school would prepare for extended lockdowns. The only valid reason I can think of is if someone spots perdix, but in that case the entire city might be cordoned off.

Well, it is in ShitCal, the armpit of America. Land of gangs, guns, drugs, psychos, and overly rebellious hipsters.

Piqued* I'll take the fall for that one.

Correction: Perdix's expansive rhetoric is a threat to ALL of humanity. To defeat him, Twain, Wilde, and Thoreau would all have to be resurrected at the same time...

36, that put me at ease, thank you.

Damn, I need to pay attention! I skipped this one because I knew it would be a cesspool of pussy and "shitty situation" comments. Then, I come here and find that I have become the subject of ridicule!

I went to my friends apartment today & his roommates cat had shat on the couch. Not as bad as kitty litter in a closet but it smelled horrible & I'm pretty sure that cushion is ruined

Off topic! I call shenanigans; you will be escorted off of the internet.

Boooo....Next

This comment fell far below expectations. At least for this type of FML.

Not every cat-related story requires this pun, I assure you.

Why bother responding. We are just feeding these people by making a big deal. Just thumb them down and hopefully people will eventually stop with this and and the "shifty situation" pun as well .

I read the comment above about the high school and litter, and I thought that was the FML because it was so awful. I was trying to figure out why this was relevant.

#3 you just got burned by an FML celebrity. You should be honored.

#35- I'm not a Grammar Nazi, so I'm not gonna correct you. Thank me later.

#118- Then why comment at all...?

Because it is very polite to consider the feelings of animals as well. Get with the program!

5- Well, because curiousity killed....you know. ;P

#48, His dignity?

She should dump him.

51- So she should say fuck the whole relationship because of one stupid thing he did? okay...

Pun, or no pun intended?

I'm going to assume there was a pun intended, and negate that thumbs down

And cover it up?

Forgive me if I am wrong, but I don't believe this had anything to do with a fish?..

#9 do please explain this apparent new meaning you have for the term "catfish".