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Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

By megomania - / Monday 2 May 2011 13:51 / United States
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By  catnip216  |  0

Hey, he grabbed the first thing he saw that looked like a bowl, then actually took it into the bathroom *while* you were having diarrhea. He may not be the brightest guy in the world, but he tried. You puked in it, afterall, so you didn't notice at first either.

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Your boyfriend is a FUCKING I D I O T!!! Find another boyfriend that actually has brains lol not this loser! Either he really is stupid or he did it on purpose to be a DICK either way you deserve waaaaaaay better!!!

By  uncbballwins  |  0

He was just trying to get leftovers from last night's spaghetti!

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  DocBastard  |  38

How about if you're so sick, you can barely see straight? What if she had her eyes closed while she was vomiting? What if she didn't give a fuck what it was as ling as it was something to vomit into? How about you not yelling "FAKE!" unless you were there.

By  Calyx_fml  |  21

Now you can reheat the chunky bits and eat them again!

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  NerdybutHot  |  3

It's not out of the realm of possibilities, but he seems like he is captain of the fail-boat for not noticing something like that. Or maybe he had something else on his mind and had a "special moment." Only OP would know though.

By  Haiden_fml  |  0

How lovely. Maybe he was planing to eat the little bits of puke that didn't fall through the holes.

By  purplecowchik  |  5

I guess spaghetti strainers don't make the best puke bowls. Next time you should probably use one without holes silly!!

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