By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
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bigbadtim 7

I bet that strained your relationship.

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catnip216 0

Hey, he grabbed the first thing he saw that looked like a bowl, then actually took it into the bathroom *while* you were having diarrhea. He may not be the brightest guy in the world, but he tried. You puked in it, afterall, so you didn't notice at first either.

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JocelynKaulitz 28

That's not good

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MissBunny25 0

Oh don't be such an ungrateful bastard, OP. He was helping you strain the chunks from the liquid. Be a little more sensitive next time -.-

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khaya 9

Now you get to see what you ate.

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topie_fml 6

bwahahaha...whoops at lest he tried i guess.

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iTaylor 0

Wow, you actually have a really good boyfriend seeing as he was willing to go into the stinky bathroom and help you out by getting you a bowl.

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aquariusangel420 0

Your boyfriend is a ******* I D I O T!!! Find another boyfriend that actually has brains lol not this loser! Either he really is stupid or he did it on purpose to be a DICK either way you deserve waaaaaaay better!!!

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littlemissFYL 5

^^ why do you always have CAPS when you write a comment, make it the longest paragraph ever, and it's always nonsense. either your REALLY STUPID OR DO IT TO BE A DICK.

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sterlingarcher 1

56 maybe he was in a hurry and grabbed the first thing he saw so she didn't puke everywhere

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comepoopwithme 0

like her spaghetti

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sephoraprincess 7

atleast your vomit made a pretty

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sephoraprincess 7

at least your vomit made a pretty pattern! keep it as house decor!

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Redneck68 0

captain obvious strikes again

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TheMystery_fml 6

I was going to say something sexist, but nahh

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FailBear920 19

Why wouldnt you just puke in the toilet?

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demonwolfmaster 26

she was on the toilet with the runs didn't read that part did you?

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largefoofighter 0

just cuz you have a mustach doesnt mean you can speak italian

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clarissa_Gyall 0

uhmmmm what??

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nunsrtight69 0

abapadabupy!

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dgr8ing 0

that was what I thought he said too hey! gvzfjktfzsghcsyu mustache man!

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uncbballwins 0

He was just trying to get leftovers from last night's spaghetti!

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omg_a_BALLOON 0

no... just shut up.

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dre_bro11 12

Yer OP! Separate the chunks from the liquid, and dinners served! Don't have to worry bout cooking.

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YacL 15

"I'm disgusting? You're the one who pulls toads out of your vagi--"

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partygril378 0

WOW!!!!! u learned how 2 copy & paste!!!! u r an asshole & fail at life! I liked it!!

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raeka 1

sorry but I'm calling BS here. there's no way you could puke in one of those and not notice the holes...

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DocBastard 38

How about if you're so sick, you can barely see straight? What if she had her eyes closed while she was vomiting? What if she didn't give a **** what it was as ling as it was something to vomit into? How about you not yelling "FAKE!" unless you were there.

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Calyx_fml 21

Now you can reheat the chunky bits and eat them again!

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ydi_4_suking 20

the food was probably so good he wanted you to try the unchewed parts again

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chloe2114 4

blech, I just threw up in my mouth at the thought of this... :/

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Miouya 0

I wonder if he mistook it for a bowl or he ment to give it to you :P

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randiZ25 0

you really think so...? weird...

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TigerBloodGirl15 0

BTW if it was falling on the floor in dots and it looked like a bowl its a colinder (not sure how to spell) not a spaghetti strainer

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NerdybutHot 3

It's not out of the realm of possibilities, but he seems like he is captain of the fail-boat for not noticing something like that. Or maybe he had something else on his mind and had a "special moment." Only OP would know though.

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babyyappld 7

either your boyfriend was playing a prank or he's really dumb

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Predental 5

That would be a terrible prank. I think he is plain dumb.

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Garytt 0

dumb prank see what I did there?

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Randuhh_17 4

but wouldn't he have noticed the holes?..but who knows, people do weird things in a time of rush..

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NaranjaLime 1

I was thinking the same thing!

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purplecowchik 5

I guess spaghetti strainers don't make the best puke bowls. Next time you should probably use one without holes silly!!

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FreakoHolm 6

Troll much? She said that her boyfriend brought it to her :p

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