By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML
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I bet that strained your relationship.

Hey, he grabbed the first thing he saw that looked like a bowl, then actually took it into the bathroom *while* you were having diarrhea. He may not be the brightest guy in the world, but he tried. You puked in it, afterall, so you didn't notice at first either.

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Oh don't be such an ungrateful bastard, OP. He was helping you strain the chunks from the liquid. Be a little more sensitive next time -.-

Now you get to see what you ate.

bwahahaha...whoops at lest he tried i guess.

lol wow at least he tried

Wow, you actually have a really good boyfriend seeing as he was willing to go into the stinky bathroom and help you out by getting you a bowl.

Your boyfriend is a FUCKING I D I O T!!! Find another boyfriend that actually has brains lol not this loser! Either he really is stupid or he did it on purpose to be a DICK either way you deserve waaaaaaay better!!!

^^ why do you always have CAPS when you write a comment, make it the longest paragraph ever, and it's always nonsense. either your REALLY STUPID OR DO IT TO BE A DICK.

56 maybe he was in a hurry and grabbed the first thing he saw so she didn't puke everywhere

topie love your picture!

Wow... he's a keeper!!

atleast your vomit made a pretty

at least your vomit made a pretty pattern! keep it as house decor!

captain obvious strikes again

your boyfriend is a fucking asshat

I was going to say something sexist, but nahh

Why wouldnt you just puke in the toilet?

she was on the toilet with the runs didn't read that part did you?

just cuz you have a mustach doesnt mean you can speak italian

that was what I thought he said too hey! gvzfjktfzsghcsyu mustache man!

He was just trying to get leftovers from last night's spaghetti!

no... just shut up

no... just shut up

Yer OP! Separate the chunks from the liquid, and dinners served! Don't have to worry bout cooking.

"I'm disgusting? You're the one who pulls toads out of your vagi--"

WOW!!!!! u learned how 2 copy & paste!!!! u r an asshole & fail at life! I liked it!!

sorry but I'm calling BS here. there's no way you could puke in one of those and not notice the holes...

How about if you're so sick, you can barely see straight? What if she had her eyes closed while she was vomiting? What if she didn't give a fuck what it was as ling as it was something to vomit into? How about you not yelling "FAKE!" unless you were there.

Now you can reheat the chunky bits and eat them again!

the food was probably so good he wanted you to try the unchewed parts again

blech, I just threw up in my mouth at the thought of this... :/

I wonder if he mistook it for a bowl or he ment to give it to you :P

you really think so...? weird...

BTW if it was falling on the floor in dots and it looked like a bowl its a colinder (not sure how to spell) not a spaghetti strainer

It's not out of the realm of possibilities, but he seems like he is captain of the fail-boat for not noticing something like that. Or maybe he had something else on his mind and had a "special moment." Only OP would know though.

either your boyfriend was playing a prank or he's really dumb

That would be a terrible prank. I think he is plain dumb.

dumb prank see what I did there?

but wouldn't he have noticed the holes?..but who knows, people do weird things in a time of rush..

I was thinking the same thing!

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I guess spaghetti strainers don't make the best puke bowls. Next time you should probably use one without holes silly!!

Troll much? She said that her boyfriend brought it to her :p