Today, before third period I went to the restroom and tried to take a sexy Snapchat video to surprise my boyfriend. My video was ruined thanks to some slob in the next stall taking the loudest most explosive dump I've ever heard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I took a look at my boyfriend's videocamera. On it were several videos of me on the toilet. My boyfriend has been hiding the videocamera in the bathroom airvent, and taping me taking dumps for the past three months. FML
Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
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Shzusuziq11 12
well, that's what bathrooms are for, NOT making sexy videos
sarsuela 29
Oh no, someone in bathroom made bathroom noises! FML indeed
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sarsuela 29
Oh no, someone in bathroom made bathroom noises! FML indeed
Shzusuziq11 12
well, that's what bathrooms are for, NOT making sexy videos
Rozay333 36
You can literally remove the audio from a Snapchat.
RichardPencil 32
Why did you use "literally?" There's no figure of speech about removing audio from a video. If you had video of baby sheep and removed the sound, you could say you made "Silence of the Lambs," literally.
RichardPencil 32
Or it could be the sexiest video you've ever made if that's your boyfriend's kink.
DanielleinDC 34
What did you expect? You're in a bathroom. People take dumps there.
JackWood 21
Somebodies explosive dump was ruined by your sexy snapchat video
Crowned Sataness 12
if you're still in school you're too damn young to be making those videos anyway. you're probably not even 18 yet which makes that child ****
kitten79TX 5
Exactly what I said
Vesi 30
So.. someone using a bathroom makes them a slob? Honey, you really need to worry more about grades and getting your education than what other people are doing in the bathroom or sending videos during school hours.
historygrad74 19
Get an education!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Taking a photo or video in a bathroom is never sexy, unless the recipient is into some weird shit. Pardon the pun.