By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 11:58 - United States - Gorham

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Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 192
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Grandparents. They say the truth, even if it hurts.

At least she acknowledged you....unlike mine :/ baby steps, OP

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Grandparents. They say the truth, even if it hurts.

I know. My grandpa taught me the F word when I was a kid.

Grandmas a boss

OP she's just jelous she can't pull off tight shirts

It's true man, maybe try not dressing like a skank?

Yeah grandparents are EXTREMELY truthful!! My grandmother came up to me and said to stop dressing like a slut all the time

And they wonder why our generation is so bad! Look who's teaching us.

I read your comment with Stan's voice in my head. Goes well together.

I honestly don't care what my grandma says about me. Her cookies are fucking delicious!

Your grandmas a boss

Condoms are supposed to be tight?

You get a like just for having American Dad picture

At least you're using protection :)

And tight clothes are protection...how?

Well technicaly any kind of clothing is a form of protection, just not how you mean it.

Well, tight clothes *could* be a sexual deterrent ...if the one removing the clothes has ADD, gets frustrated & gives up easily because they're too tight to be removed easily.

^or if the one wearing them is fat

If the chick is in shape i dont think tight clothes would be protection at all, actually quite the opposite.

66 I hope your pic isn't you and I hope that is not a real tattoo on the tongue...

Alright so I skimmed it and made a mistake.

Just like your parents! Except for the skimming....

LMFAO Yes 93, yes. That was awesome I'm sorry

Oh my gosh you humor impaired people she's wearing protection because her grandma said her clothes are as tight as a condom! Get it? Get it? That was an excellent comment!

113 - I'm not quite sure why you would hope the picture is not me or why you would give a crap one way or the other about it. The picture is me, although the "tattoo" on my tongue is NOT real, it was tattoo candy that melts on the tongue. One of my kids received them in a goodie bag and wanted to share.

At least she acknowledged you....unlike mine :/ baby steps, OP

The builder? He's sulking because Handy Mandy does his job for half the pay.

The correct response is "What ABOUT Bob?"

What a dickk. No offence granny! ;)

Cantankerous old bitch xD

She has such a way with words

Hilarious though, holy shit!

If she said that to me, her ass would be in a nursing home.

Is that how they treat the elderly in "Purple Kush, USA"?

If the particular elderly person is an ass, then yes.

People like Jordan give this generation a bad reputation

And people like that grandma give her generation a bad reputation. There's two side to that coin!

People like Jack seem to think they're the shit, for no good reason

Jack never said that, he just doesnt like potheads like josh smearing our generation's reputation

Jack also likes talking in third person

/: how disrespectful, #5. however, #76, i don't see what him being a pothead has to do with anything whatsoever.

5 - I'm sure if at 14 you tried to send your grandmother to a nursing home because you were dressed like a hooker on half off night that your parents would send you to social services. ;-) Also wtf is "Agriculter"?

Because nursing homes are prisons where you can send people for being mean? I think you're a dumbass. Where are you gonna send me?

/: how disrespectful, #5. however, #76, i don't see what him being a pothead has to do with anything whatsoever

o: sorry for the weird, spaced out double post, everyone

94 I think The Agriculter is the cow in charge of recruiting and training calves for battle once they're 11 weeks old, so that they may join their cult and eventually, when the army has been built up, they'll rise up against humanity with all the power of the great Evan, god of livestock.

She might have dementia, don't be a jerk.

Ouch. I'm sorry OP. Maybe your grandma is just very cranky?

Or just bitchy... One way or the other fyl op

Im guessing it will be years before you want to see her again.

Im guessing it will be years before you want to see her again.

way to put the same comment twice

15- I'm sure she posted it twice deliberately. Just to get under your skin.

Ahhh grandparents nowadays

Lol right! Btw you look stoned as hell in your pic. Loooool

She's jealous that you're still attractive while she's a wrinkly old prune with a bitchy attitude who couldn't get laid if she paid for it. Tell her than and she'll shut up.

That my friend is awesome :)

10 - Your comment reminded me of 'Yes Man'...now there's an old woman that nows how to get laid...