By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 11:58 - United States - Gorham

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Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML
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StanSmith_fml 9

Grandparents. They say the truth, even if it hurts.

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Kajol123 5

At least she acknowledged you....unlike mine :/ baby steps, OP

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StanSmith_fml 9

Grandparents. They say the truth, even if it hurts.

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blcksocks 19

I know. My grandpa taught me the F word when I was a kid.

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ilovesuju 10

OP she's just jelous she can't pull off tight shirts

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DazedSiren 5

It's true man, maybe try not dressing like a *****?

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vanessaizawesome 8

Yeah grandparents are EXTREMELY truthful!! My grandmother came up to me and said to stop dressing like a **** all the time

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oneFUCKINword 8

And they wonder why our generation is so bad! Look who's teaching us.

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TommyRaven 2

I read your comment with Stan's voice in my head. Goes well together.

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MrBrightside21 20

I honestly don't care what my grandma says about me. Her cookies are ******* delicious!

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ILoveZombieBoys 13

You get a like just for having American Dad picture

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melrose90210 10

At least you're using protection :)

Nightmayre 7

And tight clothes are protection...how?

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crazycatloverr 7

Well technicaly any kind of clothing is a form of protection, just not how you mean it.

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Haven74 6

Well, tight clothes *could* be a sexual deterrent ...if the one removing the clothes has ADD, gets frustrated & gives up easily because they're too tight to be removed easily.

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ZX6Rninja 0

If the chick is in shape i dont think tight clothes would be protection at all, actually quite the opposite.

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Mauskau 35

66 I hope your pic isn't you and I hope that is not a real tattoo on the tongue...

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melrose90210 10

Alright so I skimmed it and made a mistake.

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a_purple_orange 4

Just like your parents! Except for the skimming....

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bubbywaldo 0

Oh my gosh you humor impaired people she's wearing protection because her grandma said her clothes are as tight as a condom! Get it? Get it? That was an excellent comment!

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Haven74 6

113 - I'm not quite sure why you would hope the picture is not me or why you would give a crap one way or the other about it. The picture is me, although the "tattoo" on my tongue is NOT real, it was tattoo candy that melts on the tongue. One of my kids received them in a goodie bag and wanted to share.

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Kajol123 5

At least she acknowledged you....unlike mine :/ baby steps, OP

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sleepinginclass 8

What about bob?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

The builder? He's sulking because Handy Mandy does his job for half the pay.

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Axipiter 24

The correct response is "What ABOUT Bob?"

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Jordan740 6

If she said that to me, her ass would be in a nursing home.

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Katiekhalifa_fml 28

Is that how they treat the elderly in "Purple Kush, USA"?

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Jordan740 6

If the particular elderly person is an ass, then yes.

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leprechaun23 15

People like Jordan give this generation a bad reputation

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rosesofash860 8

And people like that grandma give her generation a bad reputation. There's two side to that coin!

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Jordan740 6

People like Jack seem to think they're the shit, for no good reason

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leprechaun23 15

Jack never said that, he just doesnt like potheads like josh smearing our generation's reputation

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leprechaun23 15

Jack also likes talking in third person

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emba_fml 13

/: how disrespectful, #5. however, #76, i don't see what him being a pothead has to do with anything whatsoever.

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hatesfate 6

5 - I'm sure if at 14 you tried to send your grandmother to a nursing home because you were dressed like a hooker on half off night that your parents would send you to social services. ;-) Also wtf is "Agriculter"?

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Because nursing homes are prisons where you can send people for being mean? I think you're a dumbass. Where are you gonna send me?

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emba_fml 13

/: how disrespectful, #5. however, #76, i don't see what him being a pothead has to do with anything whatsoever

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emba_fml 13

o: sorry for the weird, spaced out double post, everyone

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louiseth 9

94 I think The Agriculter is the cow in charge of recruiting and training calves for battle once they're 11 weeks old, so that they may join their cult and eventually, when the army has been built up, they'll rise up against humanity with all the power of the great Evan, god of livestock.

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skittlestrailmix 14

She might have dementia, don't be a jerk.

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bowser_rawr16 13

Ouch. I'm sorry OP. Maybe your grandma is just very cranky?

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reallytho3 11

Or just bitchy... One way or the other fyl op

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melikeyturtles 3

Im guessing it will be years before you want to see her again.

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melikeyturtles 3

Im guessing it will be years before you want to see her again.

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Katiekhalifa_fml 28

15- I'm sure she posted it twice deliberately. Just to get under your skin.

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mariah_victoria 0

Lol right! Btw you look stoned as hell in your pic. Loooool

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Calyx_fml 21

She's jealous that you're still attractive while she's a wrinkly old prune with a bitchy attitude who couldn't get laid if she paid for it. Tell her than and she'll shut up.

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JOcoco 14

10 - Your comment reminded me of 'Yes Man'...now there's an old woman that nows how to get laid...

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