By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 11:58 - United States - Gorham
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At least you're using protection :)
113 - I'm not quite sure why you would hope the picture is not me or why you would give a crap one way or the other about it. The picture is me, although the "tattoo" on my tongue is NOT real, it was tattoo candy that melts on the tongue. One of my kids received them in a goodie bag and wanted to share.
94 I think The Agriculter is the cow in charge of recruiting and training calves for battle once they're 11 weeks old, so that they may join their cult and eventually, when the army has been built up, they'll rise up against humanity with all the power of the great Evan, god of livestock.
She's jealous that you're still attractive while she's a wrinkly old prune with a bitchy attitude who couldn't get laid if she paid for it. Tell her than and she'll shut up.