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Maybe it was a Klondike bar...then it would be worth it xD
Why would a police officer care about your diet?
How did the ticket taste you fat pig
1- I read your comment with a very frustrated sponge bob's voice.
#53 Yeah, nobody else could've known they where on a date. Unless OP has a stalker.
More like its a candy bar, not worth taking someone's life!
90- I read your comment in a baby panda riding a plastic horse voice :3 No, I don't know what that sounds like :[
No, it's not just candy. Chocolate kills, OP could have ran over a pedestrian, do not underestimate chocolate my friend.
I'm sorry but that's really stupid
Maybe the person posting is Gabriel Iglesias! ETA: Or not, since she self-identifies as female.
OP's expression upon seeing the police car was probably the same as 1's.
Hahaha, WTF?
Did anyone else picture Bridget Jones doing this FML, or is it just me?
I also pictured rosy odonnell
why would you picture rosie odonell doing anthing
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Aw hang in there!
44- Most people who feel the need to point out how gay everybody else is, is normally just confused about their own sexuality.
60 - not really. Although it is wrong for him to just blatant say "that's gay", it doesn't mean he's gay himself. That's like saying someone is automatically of lower intelligence for calling someone a retard.
Hes still gay
74- So, at what point did I say that 44 was gay?
80-He was referring to: "...is normally confused about their own sexuality."
83- Yeah Ok, but I never really said that 44 was gay, I just mentioned it so that they would stop writing such disrespectful and stupid comments. I would never use the word gay in a negative way, cause I don't see anything negative about it.
83 - I'm just trying to say that calling someone gay doesn't make them confused about their sexuality. I can call someone gay and I'm pretty sure I remain straight. Saying that it does only makes you look stupid. Like I said, it was wrong of him to say that, but your wrong.
141- My wrong what?
And i never said that calling somebody gay makes you confused about your sexuality. My exact words were: "Most people who feel the need to point out how gay everybody else is, is normally just confused about their own sexuality." Most people does not mean everybody. And i can not find the sentence "Calling somebody gay makes you confused about your sexuality." in my comment. Sorry, YOU'RE wrong ;)
Woah I guess people thought my comment was rude since it got 30 dislikes. That was not my attention, I just wanted her to hang in there and reach her weight goal. Sorry if I offended anyone!
154- You didn't! People are just strange... I'm with you, my fellow scandinavian :)
Well, from a logical standpoint, OP is the type of person who commits to engaging in risk behavior without meaning to. So, OP is kind of an idiot for what he/she did, but it's understandable. Police make us all nervous... I don't break the law to escape the law, though. STAY ON YOUR DIET AND THESE THINGS WOULDN'T HAPPEN.
OP isn't addicted to crack, they are trying to go on a diet.
175- calm yourself. Their comment wasn't THAT bad. Yours was actually a little more bitchy to be honest...
All this stress probably burned some extra calories though!
Or caused her to go home and eat more
If stress burned calories, I would be a super model.
I read that in fluttershy's voice. And she WAS a super model! :)
Wow. That's a major fail. Let's hope you don't/haven't passed your genes on
It must be fun being you :)
The amount of stupidity in this FML is quite extraordinary.
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Try the app myfitnesspal it's worked great for me in dropping the lbs.
Me too!
Why does this sound like one of those dieting infomercials with the obviously angry before picture and the wonderfully happy after picture (that is also wearing makeup and has been digitally touched up greatly)...
73 - I'm assuming then that 8's picture is the before pic?
Thank you for reminding me to update mine!
The only logical thing to do.
But didn't you know? If no one sees you eat it, the calories don't count!
Or, you know, care
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It's just a candy bar. That's not worth getting a ticket for! YDI
Hahaha, WTF?