Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
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Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Rabies ain't no joke
Today, a coyote turned up in the yard where my son and his friend were playing. It was aggressive and foaming at the mouth, so I called the boys inside, and shot it. Now my wife is scared of me and half the neighborhood wants me gone for "dangerous behavior." FML
Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML
Oh no…
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Bold move
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Take care
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Doggy dog world
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
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ninjaniki 0
Your dog must have looked like the Road Runner.. :( sorry for your loss OP.
neonrocks 0
Where do you live?
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neonrocks 0
Where do you live?
PlastikSeraph 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Should've gotten a dog that can take on a coyote..
taco_bender 12
Maybe somewhere up in the mountains or in the subs. As heartless it is you dont have to be very close if you have a gun. Then again coyotes are scared of anything.
Mooish 18
Lonely towns in Wyoming have lots of coyotes and snakes.
styphon 5
Coyotes seem to be Thriving. In upstate NY, I didn't hear much about coyotes in the 90s, but now I keep hearing about them confronting adults (while in groups), eating cats/dogs, and harassing cows.
fymother 13
In NH the coyotes are huge - most people think they are wolf/coyote hybrids. They hunt in packs, take down deer and sheep, and they aren't afraid of people...
Carrikins 8
Oh no they didn't harrass them cows!!!!
alissa222 15
Arizona has a ton. A friend of mine's cat got eaten by one.
a_purple_orange 4
Yeah, those coyote gangs are pretty bad, but once they started tipping cows, I knew they were serious.
flying13 6
My cat got eaten by a coyote here in northern Nevada.
pimpcakes2 11
Las Vegas has a bunch, they roam the golf courses and other things at night... Several of my friends' animals have been eaten here.
ICastillo 24
My cousins dog got killed by one here in New Mexico.
emily_lynne 2
Theres a bunch of coyote in Mississippi
herrobear 0
57, eating the pets and attacking humans isn't a sign of a thriving coyote population. It's a sign I a desperate one. They're being pushed out of their habitat unfortunately, forcing them to find new food sources, and forcing them to be a little braver.
cBlackout 13
Pretty much every state but Hawaii has coyotes.
jesterkitty4 14
Where in NM?
Grimmerie 31
We have a shit-tonne in Canada. However, no one I know has ever lost a pet to one. Either our coyotes are very Canadian and thus extremely polite, or we're just not stupid enough to leave our pets outside.
challan 19
We have a ton here in PA but open hunting on them. They scavenge, eat small pray and the occasional chicken or rat dog. I love the polite Canadian coyote comment. Ha that rocks.
ICastillo 24
At # 112 a small little town called Silver city.
Meettitan 14
115- with winters only rivaled by Russia; if you left your pet outside it would freeze lol
MerrikBarbarian 9
115 and 123- thank you! I have cats, chickens,coyotes and foxes on my land. I've lost exactly 1 chicken to a predator and that was a hawk. If its night or I know a mother coyote or fox is denning nearby I keep cats and chickens in. They go out during the day only and into fenced runs so they dont destroy wildlife for the cats. Coyotes when studied will leave all human food (pets included) alone if there is sufficient natural food, or it's supplemented with a feeding station away from people. Only hungry coyotes (usually mothers with pups) are driven to go in close to people and kills pets.
untamed112 0
I live in Cali and there are coyotes walking behind my house every day
jamolamo 1
In central Texas we have alot
curleyQ97 9
i'ts a good thing we don't have many on Long Island because my dog would probably be stupds enough to try and play with them...
ninjaniki 0
Your dog must have looked like the Road Runner.. :( sorry for your loss OP.
lorenzoman77 7
You know, I once entered ten puns in a con.... Eh you've already heard this joke. I'm sorry OP! Losing a loved pet is hard, but keep your chin up!
challan 19
Op should buy some kind of trap from Acme!
youjustmademelol 4
My dog got eaten by a coyote once... I'm so sorry. :( I hope your getting over the loss
kathuzada 6
#2 if that was true the coyote would have failed
kmt926 0
Wow, I'm sorry to hear that. It would've been nicer if your neighbor to tell you in person though.
ImaginaryFoe 0
I think a note was better. The neighbour can't be expected to wait around all day watching for OP to arrive. Besides, with a note you are left alone with your feelimgs which I certainly would appreciate.
lorenzoman77 7
Text message?
spazz666 18
You can't text message break up!!!
XtraEzeee 8
Who's breaking up?
CaptTeemo 10
64 - The dog from this life
NuTrees 9
May your dog rest in piece-s *ahem
KM96 24
A coyote in the town? Thats a first that Ive heard of that … Sorry for you though OP
Killuhk 8
There are coyotes where I live and i'm only 5 minutes from town....it happens
kmt926 0
It's not that rare- I live in the northeast- where the forests are ridiculously massive. There's one in my backyard, and we see coyotes and foxes running around all the time, waiting to snatch up one of our 3 Shih Tsu's.
Ninjasaurus18 9
I live in northern Wisconsin, so there are coyotes and wolves everywhere.
srayle 2
No one ever said anything about living in town.
bteundeadmidget 5
Why you got thumbed down is beyond me, it is not like you said something offensive like laughing at Op's loss, all you did was say you've never heard of a coyote in town. The rest of you are just way too harsh.
ohmandapants 16
Dude this is FML if you can't deal with being thumbed down, don't post comments. It happens.
Pirate_Faerie 5
I love in the city in northern va, and there are coyotes near our house all the time...
Pirate_Faerie 5
Live not love...
KM96 24
Thank you 62 - I did nothing wrong! Just because Im from a country without coyotes :/ now your getting thumbed down - honestly what the hell! ?
FinnishAmerican 3
4- there are coyotes running in Phoenix all the time And OP, sucks for you :( time to get a bigger dog!
dgenerationx 0
You don't saayyyyy
HighGTurn 12
I'm so glad I going to Nevada this weekend, you're allowed to shoot any coyotes you see on the spot there because of the trouble they cause, I'll take one down in memory of OP's dog :)
challan 19
7- Ithought I'd give you a tip... the Marines say Oorah, the Army says Hooah and the Navy Seals say Hooyah. Don't insult the memory of those who've died for your freedom by pretending to be a member of the US military.
reddudeover 2
17 - To be fair nothing on their profile say "I was in USMC". This looks to me like a little kid that admires and wishes maybe one day to join. If not then you're completely right.
challan 19
40- Perhaps you're right. I was thinking he was trying to catch some Internet tail. My loved ones put themselves in harms way to watch out for me, so I get a little bit fiesty. ;) Thank you sir, for your service.
USAFOfficerWife1 2
17- My husband is in the Air Force and my father is in the Army. I can tell you that none of those are set in stone. Hoorah, Oorah, whatever. It doesn't matter. I've heard people from all branches use all of those phrases. I would know. I grew up on an Army base and now I live on an Air Force base. Don't try and insult other people's intelligence by preaching shit when you a) have no clue what your talking about and b) throw weight around even though you personally never served.
cornielious 1
Hooah? Right? Because thats what marines say... Go to hell. Dont pretend to be in the corps if your not. - A real marine. O and if that is supposed to be a drawing of your yourself- you made your self a boot ass PFC. Dont know if you know that or not.
cornielious 1
Umm actually your wrong... Marines would not be caught dead saying hooah... We definately say oorah. Take your own advice and stop talking about things you know nothing about.
PotatoSupahNinja 3
7 - Please ignore all the stupid people. If you really are in the service then think you for serving our country. Regardless of your rank.
USAFOfficerWife1 2
No actually I do know what I'm talking about. You're probably not even in the service. You're probably some retarded teenager who plays CoD all day and that's why you think the Marines are so cool. I lived my entire live in the military society. I know what I'm ******* talking about. Stupid kid.
MiketheMarine146 2
Cornielious are you stupid? I'm a Marine and I've heard people say Hooah and Oorah. STFU if you don't know nothing about the corps. Officerwife, don't listen to him. You're absolutely right.
daminantion 14
All these Americans switching the subject from dogs being eaten by coyotes, to whose dock is bigger in your own military.. No wonder you guys can't even find guys in caves, you're too busy saying who says the best shout LOL
ebonyirony 29
I have a grandfather in the marine and he says either one. My daddy says hooah, he was in the army. Depends on which generation, I guess.
kiran_fml 5
66 we found the "guy in the cave" and killed him
williamcarter93 13
don't just randomly kill an animal unless it's doing something harmful. That would be the same as just killing a random human
HighGTurn 12
I know what you're saying, I'm GOING to enlist in the Marines in a few months, it's been my dream to be a Marine ever since I was a kid, I guess I'm just a little too pumped lol. Thanks though ( and I'm 17, not a little kid lol )
challan 19
7- congratulations an thank you for your future service. 53- ask your dad if he really would say any of those. As for your husband... Air force so idk. My brother, cousins, grandfathers (both), aunt and lover however have to disagree with you. How dare you say to me the things that you said? I love these people more then life itself.
iloveursister 4
ive personally never heard a marine say hooah or anything but oorah. but thats just me im sure they say hooah or others. cant we all just get along?!
arlo1024 0
I was in the USMC, i srved in Iraq from 2003 to 2011
MerrikBarbarian 9
If only we had a season for hunters. It's only fair right? FYI I'm pro food hunting, but hunting just to kill and waste I find sickening. Oh well I'll just laugh when you have even more coyotes because they increase their litter size to deal with large losses. Please tell me you are at least skinning them out and using some part of them. If not, giving them to someone who will. Certainly I could link you up with someone who'd be more then happy to take any so they don't go to waste.
HighGTurn 12
There's no need to be an pessimistic ass, this dude just lost his dog in a horrible way, show some respect.
UltimateGIRness 16
That is a really good idea.When I go to Nevada next week I might do the same thing
kbt13 0
I guess Coyote gave up on Roadrunner, your dog was a noble sacrifice OP
SqueakyChipmunk 21
I find it hard to think of a decent joke for this. I love dogs. :(
PotatoSupahNinja 3
Do you let your dog roam around outside at night? You should know better then that OP. Especially if Coyotes are numerous in the area you live in. But FYL, that's terrible. :(
hatesfate 6
YDI if you live in an area with coyotes you should keep your pets indoors when you can't supervise them. This would be a FML for the dog.
DocBastard 38
Oh please tell me your dog's name was Baby! PLEASE tell me the dog's name was Baby! I swear, anyone who does not get this reference...
immaMonsta 8
#12 Don't leave me hanging Doc, anyone who does not get this reference WHAT?
rubberduckie94 13
15 read the comment between Doc's comment and yours. Something might click in your head. If you don't know from the movie it came from or Seinfeld you might be to young or something.
XxHoPPoxX 8
Doc what exactly is your profile picture?
hatesfate 6
It's a sperm fertilizing an egg
DocBastard 38
Hatesfate - No, not exactly...
PotatoSupahNinja 3
Is it a needle in someone's stomach? (Terrible guess)
xxblmpknxx 10
Blount force trauma to a skull?
xxblmpknxx 10
Blunt*
immaMonsta 8
#26 I don't think I'm too young for Seinfeld. I just never actually watched it because I couldn't stand watching it for more than two minutes (no offense to anyone who likes that show). Also, I was being sarcastic...this is why a sarcasm font is needed. And while I'm at it, too*
ninjaniki 0
I think Doc's profile is a CT scan of someone's skull who had some kind of metal fragment imbedded in the brain.
falafalo 25
It's a CT scan of a woman that suffered a gunshot wound to the head.
perdix 29
#26, it is was Seinfeld, the dog's name would be Farfel. I'm guessing it has something to do with Doc's ongoing crusade against Justin Bieber.
DocBastard 38
Perdix, I have nothing against the kid. I just don't see what all the fuss is about. I think she just needs to be knocked down a few levels. Falafalo - You cheated and read the blog, didn't you!
rubberduckie94 13
Sorry Monica. I would agree. We do need a sarcasm font on this site.
crimsonprodigy 15
I always thought doc's pic was the underside of a mushroom :/
1crabbygirl 10
*dingoes
raraisbang 12
Actually if you read docbastard's blog, you'll know it is not a sperm fertilizing an egg. Good try though.
raraisbang 12
Edit on above comment - for some reason my iPhone app didn't show me all the comments :) I recommend reason docbastard's blog.
william8691 10
I don't get it
raraisbang 12
Reading* the blog. Oops.
sincerelyjay 13
"A dingo ate my baby!" Anyone remember what movie that originates from?