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  Seaneration  |  5

How will they prove its theirs? Maybe the dog likes the neighbor better!

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  HotRose  |  18

@18, I don't know, photos maybe, or a vet record, adoption papers? Many different ways to prove an animal is yours. Also, unless OP lives in a unsafe environment and doesn't offer a clean suitable living space for the dog, it doesn't matter how much the dog likes the neighbor. How would you like it if someone took your pet, claimed it liked them better and was able to keep your pet because of this? Taking someone's animal is stealing, and to some it's like kidnapping. You don't take other peoples animals, ever.

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  Seaneration  |  5

I didn't say what she did was okay, I was just wondering how they might prove it. It was a dumb question but you don't have to be so rude about it.

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  HotRose  |  18

Dumb questions within the top comments never go well on FML. You're going to be buried, might as well face it like a man, and be smarter next time.

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  zandalee  |  19

Meh. Same thing happened to me once, but it was my boyfriend... I just told her to keep him.

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  VasNormandy  |  14

By arriving home to having no dog in the house when prior to leaving the house there was a dog. Le duh. I don't see the point in nit picking over a word that describes his experience perfectly well.

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  Goober244  |  12

Shut the fuck up 94, you stupid picky cunt.

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Looks like the doctor isn't at his best today...

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  Caitie_kid  |  8

Yes, take your dog back, then take all her lawn ornaments and anything off her porch and put it all in your yard, home, or garage and claim that they're yours.

By  FireNinja  |  3

Wow, and here dogs where suppose to be loyal, what a traitor.

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  whopper_sr  |  7

I think it's trying to communicate... what should we do?

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  Baustigt  |  40

Not only is it played out, it's not even his joke. "I think it's trying to communicate. What should we do?" #44 - On 08/31/2013 at 2:08am by Jazoo1 Honestly, just repeating the same joke within the same week is poor form. Stealing someone else's? Shame on you. I bet you didn't think we'd notice. But what you don't realise is that there are a lot of people here who have nothing better to do with their lives than waste away on FML and trawl endlessly through the comments. And I am one of them. You son of a bitch.

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  whopper_sr  |  7

It's fun watching people get upset over such trivial things. Do your research before making baseless accusations like that. Leave it up to Tommy Tuffnuts to insult others over the anonymity of a computer screen.

By  Flowtastic  |  16

Well ain't that a lil awkward? Hopefully with actions like that, she won't be your neighbor for long.

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  meetmadie  |  11

My neighbor did the same thing, except when we came looking for our dog, she said she hadn't seen her, then when we circled back around we saw her walking our dog with her own dogs. When we got her back, she sent a letter to our mom a few days later explaining how to take care of our dog so she wouldn't "run off again". Crazy dog ladies are everywhere.

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  DFresh503  |  8

Or, instead of assaulting the lady, he could have just called his dog by her name (OP called it a bitch so I assume female) and that could've solved it? I mean, if the dog didn't come once you called it, that's when you attack, ransack, and run!!!

By  jw90  |  18

Take it back and say it's mine now.

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