Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
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Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, a coyote turned up in the yard where my son and his friend were playing. It was aggressive and foaming at the mouth, so I called the boys inside, and shot it. Now my wife is scared of me and half the neighborhood wants me gone for "dangerous behavior." FML
Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
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ninjaniki 0
Your dog must have looked like the Road Runner.. :( sorry for your loss OP.
neonrocks 0
Where do you live?
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Comments (168)
Joui_fml 11
Your neighbor is a wimp.
mkcherry 14
People are really judgmental of your neighbor but I wouldn't wrestle a food item out of a coyotes mouth unless it was a small child, strange that anyone would expect their neighbor to risk injury, infection and disease for their pet.
KaitlynNeal 13
Arkansas has those evil bastards. I shot one between its eyes for chasing my cats :/
fuggotmuggot 14
OMG NO THIS HAS TO BE FAKE.
bleedingglitter 24
Oh no. That happens a lot. If the coyote really wanted the dog, there would have been nothing your neighbor could do though so don't be too mad at them. Sorry about your pet.