FML : Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left...

Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Catscratch - / Tuesday 1 September 2009 18:51 / United States

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By Intoxicunt | 5

#532962 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:50

Leave him a note saying, "Hey, man, I left the door open and a rather large homosexual man came in. Careful. He's a bit TOO friendly," and have a huge guy come out of the corner right then.

By Atreyu_Love | 0

#532947 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:46

Damn that sucks. make sure it doesn't give you infections

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By lolinternet | 0

#532928 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:42

Cats are all pure innocent cuddly creatures that would never do such a thing without provocation, YDI.

Unregistered | 0

#532950 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:46

second

thealliance | 0

#533022 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:05

YDI FOR READING NOW MAKE ME A SANDWICH

XxKate1294xX | 0

#533358 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 4:32

Most wouldn't, a few would. My cat wouldn't but my aunt had an INSANE cat. It jumped off the bookshelf onto her back digging his claws in all the way down her back, and she needed stitches.

lmtlmt | 7

#533627 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 7:15

Not all cats are pure innocent cuddly creatures that would never do such a thing without provocation!! omg dude seriously.

the_lololagist | 11

#542704 - Sunday 6 September 2009 4:49

That's true, but why would this guy /not/ be upset if he got attacked by a cat that he didn't know was even in the house, and just happened not to be friendly?

Gingerly | 0

#703420 - Friday 4 December 2009 3:58

Are you retarded? Stray and Feral cats can be really mean, they'll attack the shit out of you if they feel threatened.

hellzrydaz | 0

#915865 - Friday 5 March 2010 4:23

lolinternet, you are a fucking shit head, cats suck dick, so fuck you

hellzrydaz | 0

#916737 - Friday 5 March 2010 14:48

ur a fukin dumbass

TwinTurbo57 | 0

#1568944 - Tuesday 19 October 2010 4:26

BS. The stray cat in my neighborhood would beg to differ

spearodude | 0

#2655268 - Friday 10 June 2011 17:08

yeah, you're a cat person.

steveakafranxy | 7

#3110828 - Monday 15 August 2011 8:29

no they wouldn't, but as far as cats are concerned, "provocation" could just be you getting too close

tatesp0138 | 3

#4782151 - Tuesday 7 August 2012 4:22

What the heck r u talkin bout??!?

By LadyAlathia | 0

#532937 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:44

Irony is a beautiful thing. ^_^

JustSoLost | 8

#533142 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:47

LOL

steveakafranxy | 7

#3110844 - Monday 15 August 2011 8:31

She didn't "steal" your comment, she wrote it first

By what_thefk | 0

#532945 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:45

LOL haha watch out

By Atreyu_Love | 0

#532947 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:46

Damn that sucks. make sure it doesn't give you infections

By neverinmyfavor | 0

#532949 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:46

I lul'd @ this.

Dahlia_F | 0

#532985 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:55

i lol'd also.

greenltrn2003 | 0

#534235 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 17:04

yeahh I did too!

By screwtaylor | 0

#532953 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:47

Kill it. Then eat it for dinner.

hahafmls | 8

#4651992 - Thursday 5 July 2012 8:16

wtf.

By the_stereotype | 0

#532957 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:48

i don't know what they're called, but you light fire on poop and leave it at the doorstep. do something like that but leave a note saying, "here's some crap on fire. watch out, it's not clean."

JustCallMeCloud | 0

#533185 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 3:07

The guy was his roommate meaning they share the same room and house. How would leaving a burning bag of poo in front of your own door be a good way to get back at him?

TOOMUCHSAUCE | 0

#535608 - Thursday 3 September 2009 2:48

LOL

By tingting1 | 0

#532959 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:49

ahaha what a helpful roomate you have

By Intoxicunt | 5

#532962 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 1:50

Leave him a note saying, "Hey, man, I left the door open and a rather large homosexual man came in. Careful. He's a bit TOO friendly," and have a huge guy come out of the corner right then.

iljajlm | 4

#533004 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:00

FTW intoxicunt

Intoxicunt | 5

#533021 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:05

Thank you. I didn't think that was that good, but thanks.

DameGreyWulf | 0

#533065 - Wednesday 2 September 2009 2:17

What if the room mate is gay though?

I still think that's hilarious though, "I left the door open and a rather large homosexual man came in" - I don't know why, but that part in particular kills me.