Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
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Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, a coyote turned up in the yard where my son and his friend were playing. It was aggressive and foaming at the mouth, so I called the boys inside, and shot it. Now my wife is scared of me and half the neighborhood wants me gone for "dangerous behavior." FML
Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
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ninjaniki 0
Your dog must have looked like the Road Runner.. :( sorry for your loss OP.
neonrocks 0
Where do you live?
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Comments (168)
Sarahcastic 7
People leave their dogs out in their backyards all the time. I don't particularly like it, but it's very common. I live in the city (on the outskirts, but not on an acreage or in a secluded by any means) and I have seen coyotes in my area many times, so it's not just a country thing. This is so sad, I feel teary just thinking about the poor doggie. I don't understand why people mark YDI other than to be ******* assholes.
lightwater2520 7
That really sucks. What could possibly be going through your neighbor's head to just sit by and let such a terrible thing happen? That neighbor could have at least tried to frighten it off by making noise.
hateevryone 14
That sucks
andy30ace 3
Holly shit **** that sucks
waffle3z 6
Holy shit, this same thing happened to my classmate's friend's neighbor's chihuahua!
davek 36
Did your neighbour not have a gun?
G1ZZY 0
hunt that sucker down
TachiownsMangu 5
No offense but that's kind of funny.
Lumbeeman86 6
So sorry to hear that. That is so sad.
Tay94 14
Lmao i'm sorry but that's just as hell!!