Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
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Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, a coyote turned up in the yard where my son and his friend were playing. It was aggressive and foaming at the mouth, so I called the boys inside, and shot it. Now my wife is scared of me and half the neighborhood wants me gone for "dangerous behavior." FML
Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen and saw a note my roomate posted. As I got close to read it I was attacked by a very pissed off cat. The note said "Left window open last night, stray cat got in. Watch out he isn't friendly." FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
Today, I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch, looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit, and let it inside my house to find me. We went looking for said rabbit, and found my dog halfway through eating it. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
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ninjaniki 0
Your dog must have looked like the Road Runner.. :( sorry for your loss OP.
neonrocks 0
Where do you live?
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Comments (168)
immaMonsta 8
Omg, I'm so sorry OP. I don't hear things like this everyday :( if you get another dog you should keep it inside except for when you walk it.
ooyt453 1
Sorry to hear that how big was your dog /:-I
KaelaKhaotic 5
Maybe a dingo atch yo baby.
Ugi 26
Maybe you should buy your neighbour a gun!
Killuhk 8
Let's get this straight...coyotes don't live just in certain states...pretty much anywhere you go coyotes can live. They're just afraid of people so that's why you don't normally see them
groupleader 7
Rabid or not, sorry but I wouldn't have been able to save your dog from a wild animal. I just hope that your neighbor isn't lying to you, he could have eaten your dog.
rubberduckie94 13
Coyotes scare easy, but come backe I greater numbers. Now in to the serious comment, but coyotes do scare easily. All your dumb ass neighbor had to do was through a few rocks and mad some noise. It would have ran away. Even if it had some kind of sickness and turned on them.they could have ran back inside before he got to them. And coyotes tend to be small it does not take much.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Actually no, neighbor was probably right that it was rabid. Coyotes very rarely attack dogs unless they are starving or rabid. If neighbor suspected rabies they should of shot it and put the poor thing out of its misery. Rabies is a horrible way to die. They basically dehydrate and suffocate as their brain stops working. It's the one case I condone killing an animal and not using all parts of it. I'd probably still skin out a rabid animal once I killed it since only the saliva carries the virus. I'd wear gloves to be sure, but I hate stuff going to waste.
grannygruber 6
Coyotes are small? Not the ones where I live, unless the pups!
stevenmx86 7
Though I'm wondering why your dog was outside while you were gone?
add_shineythings 2
That makes me wonder what the point of having a dog is...I have a 131 lb mutt and he is allowed in the house. He's especially allowed in the house when no one is home.
Frankietodamizza 0
op I'm sorry for your loss, but now you know were your dog is and you dont have wonder for how ever long if he/she is lost or coming home stupid coyote
redtigerlily 5
Well at least you won't be left wondering.