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About Kathuzada
My name is pronounced Kath•ooh•za•da I have a FunnyJunk account, Xbox Live Membership, Yahoo ( Kathuzada Jones), Gmail under this name. I will have a Twitter and Facebook page in a while. Temporarily I will be kathuzada1 on twitter working with the person named Kathuzada to get my account *VERY IMPORTANT* None of my humor or comments are original unless I say so. The statements that I make do not usually reflect the opinions I have.
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emchocolat_fml tells us more.

Thanks for your comments and highly original puns ! Just to clear the language issue up: "I was burgled" is correct British English (as opposed to American English) and means "Somebody broke into my house and stole things that belonged to me". "Burglarized" is the American synonym. The site said I come from Europe - I do, but it's a big place. I come from England and I live in Mayotte, a French territory in the Indian Ocean.

whitewater_al tells us more.

well, I think I just realized why OP's don't respond to comments.

By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML
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