By annoyedguy - 30/06/2009 11:20 - United States 14 1 50 27 Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I text her angry, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. 5 Minutes later I get a picture message of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother saying "Shut the **** up, she had appendicitis." FML I agree, your life sucks 18 407 You deserved it 96 218 Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 02:23 - United States 5 2 19 26 Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML I agree, your life sucks 47 965 You deserved it 13 937 Tweet Share