By WallabyMom - 26/08/2018 14:00 - United Kingdom - Wolverhampton

Today, I was woken up early because the baby wallaby I am hand-rearing wanted food. She achieved this by peeing all over my pillow, and subsequently in my hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 158
You deserved it 476

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This must be the most unique FML in the history of the site. Good on ya for taking care of the little Sheila!

What are you doing hand-rearing a wallaby in the UK?

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This must be the most unique FML in the history of the site. Good on ya for taking care of the little Sheila!

Hand-raising an animal--especially one that generally is wild is never easy, but it will definitely be a memorable experience and totally worth it.

Peeing on someone is the universal signal for "feed me..."

Do wallaby golden showers cost extra 🤔🤣🤣

What are you doing hand-rearing a wallaby in the UK?

Either she's helping to raise it for a zoo, or she wanted a baby via immaculate conception, but God has a twisted sense of humor.