By Boundaries - 4/2/2021 11:01 So that makes it alright? Today, I confronted my boyfriend that I found his “hidden” Tinder profile and his horny messages between him and other girls. His response? “Babe, that was a month ago.” FML I agree, your life sucks 898 You deserved it 105 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By simple living - United States - Austin Today, my dog threw up on the tiled floor. I found out at 6 this morning in the dark when I slipped and fell in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 30801 You deserved it 2659 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ughhhh - United States Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 51604 You deserved it 7939 138 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MBG - Australia Today, I had the closing shift at work in a cafe and there was a man and lady left. I made them coffee and started to close up. When the lady finished her coffee she grabbed my arm and said 'I think that man is masturbating' and leaves in a hurry. I had to wait for him to finish before closing. FML I agree, your life sucks 65401 You deserved it 4296 133 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SkinsCastSelection - France Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML I agree, your life sucks 32101 You deserved it 4353 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Now Single - Reserved Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML I agree, your life sucks 118465 You deserved it 8344 471 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By notmyday - United States Today, we were fooling around and I was just about to orgasm when she looks at my clock and says "I have to go LOST is on in 20 minutes." FML I agree, your life sucks 69897 You deserved it 8924 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Atypical - 2/3/2021 02:01 Mother of the year Today, after a lifetime of struggles, I was finally officially diagnosed with ADHD. Thanks to years of ridicule, punishments, humiliation and even beatings over something I literally could not control, I also have terrible depression and anxiety. My mom still thinks I’m making it all up. FML I agree, your life sucks 1388 You deserved it 129 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, a guy told me I was hot and that I should give him a chance. When I told him I was straight, he instantly called me a bigot. FML I agree, your life sucks 5452 You deserved it 379 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Van - United States Today, I was at work at Hollywood Video. A guy came in and left without renting anything. Minutes later, I find human feces between the "Kids" and "Comedy" aisles. FML I agree, your life sucks 35440 You deserved it 2286 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Belgium Cold reading Today, I found out why my wife has been cold and distant lately. She went to a psycho fraudster - sorry, I mean "psychic medium" - who said I'm lusting after other women and am thinking about leaving her. She actually believed him. Now I'm considering leaving her for real. Well played, I guess. FML I agree, your life sucks 36507 You deserved it 3572 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unlucky - Hong Kong - Central District Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML I agree, your life sucks 15306 You deserved it 39528 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sourgirl101 Is he the guy from the earlier FML?? Today, my husband's number was mistakenly added to a group chat of my co-workers dealing with COVID-19. Despite my asking him to stop, he keeps sending corny memes that has offended most of them. FML I agree, your life sucks 1375 You deserved it 276 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jen - Australia Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML I agree, your life sucks 36705 You deserved it 2731 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Bristol Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML I agree, your life sucks 52201 You deserved it 10207 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Spencer Today, I decided to try an online therapy site seeing as I have been feeling very lonely and don’t have any friends to talk to about my issues. After filling out all the initial forms, the site told me there was no one available to speak to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 2754 You deserved it 193 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 3/3/2021 14:30 - United States - Alexandria Thanks guys Today I was offered an opportunity on Instagram from a local lady to take photos of her home for her. I told my friends, because I was shocked. They were shocked too. But in the nicest terms possible, they were shocked because my Instagram "isn’t really professional enough to get such offers." Ouch. FML I agree, your life sucks 721 You deserved it 132 2 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Boo Boo - United States Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML I agree, your life sucks 32026 You deserved it 2443 199 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Sketchy Today, I parked downtown for a few minutes to pick up a pizza. As I was getting out of my car, a sketchy guy came up and asked me for $5. I told him to get lost and walked away. I walked back to the lot with my pizza and my car was gone. The sketchy guy was a parking attendent. He had my car towed. FML I agree, your life sucks 14669 You deserved it 70645 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By figcurzyez - United Kingdom - Harlow Today, the checkout guy at my local store asked me if I had my hair cut. I answered and started talking about my hair, and he gave me a really weird look. He was talking to his friend, who I hadn't noticed in the queue behind me. FML I agree, your life sucks 12916 You deserved it 2292 25 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By yodada - United States Today, I was pulled over because I looked like a possible suspect for a robbery. While searching me, the police's radio went off and the person on the other line said, "Possible suspect, 5'5", thin" - the officer stopped right then and murmured, "too short and fat" and walked back to his car. FML I agree, your life sucks 60422 You deserved it 4829 63 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jetlagged Today, I'm stuck at the airport overnight, because my phone didn't update its time zone after flying in, so I watched my train leave, thinking mine wasn't due for another hour. FML I agree, your life sucks 3436 You deserved it 1849 17 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By baxeh - Sweden - Stockholm Today, my cat pissed all over my work clothes. They weren't even on the floor, she knocked the hanger down just so she could use them as a toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 40440 You deserved it 4898 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By itssdianaa - United States Today, I was home alone, and I thought I heard someone breaking in through the side gate at my house. I was terrified, so I called the police. It turned out it was the gas company checking the meter. FML I agree, your life sucks 11917 You deserved it 27804 141 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By RBHSWedgieGirl - United States Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML I agree, your life sucks 14465 You deserved it 35945 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By horribleday - United States - Ozark Today, my husband stood me up for his birthday dinner, that I'd made, in our house. FML I agree, your life sucks 4621 You deserved it 405 15 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Scholar - United States Today, for the second day in a row, I got to hear both of my roommates having sex, through two closed doors and a hallway. This is as I hit my thirtieth month of involuntary celibacy. FML I agree, your life sucks 27354 You deserved it 3889 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By luvlessbootycall - United States Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML I agree, your life sucks 36616 You deserved it 6850 167 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nullroute - Switzerland - Full Today, I found out that while on foreign exchange for over six months now, I have been pronouncing the word for "night" in German wrong. Apparently, this whole time, the way that I have been pronouncing it in German means "naked". This explains a lot. FML I agree, your life sucks 20059 You deserved it 2776 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By _The__Doctor_ - United States - Venice Today, my skydiving instructor casually remarked that he wouldn't mind "diving into" me sometime. He was strapped to my back the whole way down. FML I agree, your life sucks 42155 You deserved it 3694 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Altamonte Springs That was quick Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML I agree, your life sucks 30443 You deserved it 6781 155 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nalathelionqueen - United States - North Hills Today, the summer camp I work at had its annual scavenger hunt, wherein the counselors hide and the kids look for us. It was my first year there, so some of my colleagues showed me the "best hiding spot." Two hours later, still undiscovered, I realized they just wanted to get rid of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 26445 You deserved it 3065 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By breakinphones - United States Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML I agree, your life sucks 11614 You deserved it 81560 277 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML I agree, your life sucks 28759 You deserved it 16225 148 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thatguy - United States Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML I agree, your life sucks 32406 You deserved it 8485 184 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Rae - United States Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML I agree, your life sucks 54183 You deserved it 2791 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, after leaving my mom's house, I got 4 text messages from her about how I was a terrible person for not saying goodbye to my sister when I left. The "sister" she was referring to is the family dog. FML I agree, your life sucks 44077 You deserved it 4727 73 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BrokebyKids - United States Today, my daughter asked for a dollar to buy ice cream from the ice cream truck while I was on my computer working. Out of my wallet she took a fifty dollar bill. The ice cream man got a big tip before driving off. FML I agree, your life sucks 31219 You deserved it 16325 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sincerely depressed. - United States - Fremont Today, at work, I decided to make things more interesting, so when I called people I used a fake accent. As I was using an Australian accent, the person I was talking to asked me where in Australia I was from. I desperately replied, "Where the kangaroos are..." I'm now jobless. FML I agree, your life sucks 7812 You deserved it 40305 197 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By dollarstorepwnr - Canada Today, my dad cussed out an individual on the phone because he thought it was a telemarketer. He was my Indian girlfriend's father. FML I agree, your life sucks 44545 You deserved it 4897 162 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Tracadie Today, one of my friends posted on Facebook saying if you're held up at an ATM, putting your PIN in backwards will alert the cops. I pointed out it's an urban legend, and asked how it'd work if their PIN was the same backwards. He drove over and beat the crap out of me. FML I agree, your life sucks 38712 You deserved it 6016 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
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