Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML
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Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
Today, I found out that my wife, who is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entire bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse, when I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML
Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we'd ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 year-old to run to the store. She didn't want to, but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she'd made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML
Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML
Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML
Today, someone drank a sip of my single serve pasteurized orange juice and put it back in the fridge, ignoring the whole jug of non-pasteurized juice, that I cant drink because im pregnant. I cried. FML
Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML
Today, my 11-year-old cousin walked up to me as I was enjoying a glass of wine with friends at my mother's birthday party. Thinking she wouldn't like it anyway, I let her try. The little fucker drank the entire glass in one go, adding, "Usually, daddy gives me vodka." Good to know what my family is up to. FML
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WowLifeDoesSuck 0
Wow, kids are getting smarter.
mastercrammer 0
You should feel lucky to have a smart daughter who really cares about you.
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LeChuck 0
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I can't understand who clicked YDI. Clearly this is a sign that you have a problem with alcohol and what can be more FML than that?!
batosai33 0
it is an fml that he deserved. that is why i dont particularly like their wording. they need a few more options, funny, stupid, etc.
gracieroxursox 3
I think it is ydi because he decided to drink anyways even after seeing the note.
Kng21 0
It's her/his fault she/he has a problem with alcohol, so you don't be like fml because i have a problem. You go fix it instead of complaining about it.
B52_fml 0
Awwww, your daughter is the best. And yes, please take this as a sign that you need help -- it's not just affecting you anymore.
guerty 0
It is a YDI because its pretty sad that the seven year old had to point this out, and it wasn't realized by the person who has the problem, or at least someone older. A seven year old shouldn't have to worry about things like that. It also is a wake up call. Been there and done that unfortunatley, get some help!
iLuvFml5 0
Agreed
thisismyname_fml 1
#12~ Until he tries to do something to fix his problem it's completely his fault. I don't care what your problems in life are, they are your fault until you make any effort at all to fix your situation. How much of a mess do you have to be for your 7 year old to understand that you have a drinking problem? If you care about that child at all get help or give her to a family member who can actually be coherent enough to take care of her.
cadenernest 0
This makes me sad, my mother was an alcoholic and I did things like that. She also never listened. I'm 19 and we haven't talked in two years. Take your daughters advice before you ruin that relationship.... please.
michelleJ11 25
I completely agree. My father's an alcoholic & I haven't talked to him for almost 6 years.
AKGirlinSD 20
^I'm sorry you both have this type of relationship with your folks. I hope they realize that they are missing out. OP, you need help. If your daughter has to leave multiple notes, reminding you about your health and drinking problems, then take responsibility and make your daughter proud, for doing the right thing...which is not drinking.
alex_vik 0
Maybe you should listen to her. You must drink pretty heavily if a 7 year old is concerned about your health.
ETFQT8U 0
Lmfao, I agree with #17. But obviously if you kept going, You don't care for your daughter?
reras89 0
It must be bad if she did this. It can't be like you just have a drink here or there, you must be a serious alcoholic. Wake up and get some help before you put not only yourself, but your daughter, in danger.
ephilation 0
Other people have already said it, but - definitely get help!
RHK_fml 0
Pfft. Alcoholics are stubborn as shit. Pretty selfish too. Everyone has problems. Drinking doesn't make them go away. Resulting to alcohol is a sign of weakness. Your daughter has noticed this weakness. Take your daughters advice and stop being a self-loathing, disrespectful piece of shit.