your dad is a dick!

Well maybe you eat a lot and it pissed him off!

can he also be a vagina?

how is he a dick? I'm pretty sure he's just joking

parents aren't allowed to joke around, or they'll be labelled as dicks? I never want to be a parent, if that's the case

ha. fatty

I bet you have a rose that's about to die hidden somewhere. Are you looking for a Bell, E. to save you?

Three cheers for unconditional love! *sarcasm*

If she does have a weight problem, negative reinforcement hidden in a lame joke is surely to help her make healthier choices for herself. Oh and it'll definitely help boost her self-esteem.. *more sarcasm*

Jokes are to be funny not hurtful.. smh

Were you the fridge?

true but he could be helping her or just joking

I would die laughing if my pops did that to me then make sure whenever he sees me throughout the day I'm eating something..

Haha you eat too much ? :)

Ditto #65

hahah 65 that reminds me of the time that me and my twin sis were eating breakfast when my dad was leaving for work, than when he came home for lunch, he saw us in the same spot, (we all have certain spots, there's 9 of us). eating lunch, and when he came home for dinner, he burst out laughing, left the kitchen and quickly came back with a printed picture of a fat person and he says something like "every time i saw you today, you were eating. if you're not careful, you'll end up like this!' haha i love my dad :) it was a joke, but i guess if i was fat, than it would have really sucked... but i guess if i was fat my dad wouldn't make comments like that...

Could be worse... I have a biometric keypad and retinal scanner for my fridge... of course it's where I keep the bodies too.

hahah 65 that reminds me of the time that me and my twin sis were eating breakfast when my dad was leaving for work, than when he came home for lunch, he saw us in the same spot, (we all have certain spots, there's 9 of us). eating lunch, and when he came home for dinner, he burst out laughing, left the kitchen and quickly came back with a printed picture of a fat person and he says something like "every time i saw you today, you were eating. if you're not careful, you'll end up like this!' haha i love my dad :) it was a joke, but i guess if i was fat, than it would have really sucked... but i guess if i was fat my dad wouldn't make comments like that...

That is awesome! Your Dad is one funny man. This FML made me laugh so hard. Thank you Dad and SHE-BEAST.

Take a cue, stop eating eating so much...

That is awesome! Your Dad is one funny man. This FML made me laugh so hard. Thank you Dad and SHE-BEAST.

yeah negative reinforcement always works so well..................

well it should have at least made the SHE BEAST feel fat

you should put a sigh on his bed do not fuck the he dog

so true!!!

no he isn't

Bet #1 a slut.

probably has to go to the market twice a day

while he was most likely joking he still clearly hurt her feelings):

cool story 82

Does he flop around and get hard sometimes?

Just tape a picture of himto the fridge saying 'Fuck you'

no put a sign on his door say "don't fuck him"

or better put a post it note on his door saying "Remember to get some cream for your crabs" as a fake reminder to himself

Or if you have a 2 door fridge, put a lock on it that only you know the combination to and leave a note on the fridge saying "Challenge accepted."

or go anorexic, and get an attitude adjustment. that always works. :D what did you have to do to make your dad say that?!

Last time I checked, girls like sex too.

while that is a brilliant idea I have some points to make, it wouldn't matter about the appearance of the donkey if OP was gonna crop her dads head on it, and why a quack??

thats not even funny...

what isn't?

your so stupid that comment is pretty rough considering we all don't know why she's called a "beast" so don't make irrational assumptions that she somehow deserved this wtf

Nah, then he'd put "That goes for you too honey! TOUCH ME!"

ouch thats so mean sorry :(

anyone know how to pronounce the OP's username? 0.o

The g is silent.

Which one?

HaHa it's funny cause she's FAT!

lmao! but your dad was probably joking, otherwise, fyl!

Agreed! I think it's only offensive if the OP is noticeably fat, and the Dad knows this

exactly, it was obviously a joke, and it doesn't mean that op is fat, it cud b an inside joke between the family, op should just find the humor in it and laugh it off

at least it wasnt "Do not feed the wild snorlax"

Haha, that's awesome.
+1

I +1 you for ur gorgeous profile picture:D tho this comment will not only be thumbed down but moderated for irrelevance.:(

In fact, OP should use that one for revenge on her dad!

18 - Gotta love Slim Shady!

24-i know:D sadly i already got moderatedXD

Yeah lol I've been listening to Hell the sequel like crazy!

Quick! Throw the ultra balls!

aah, almost had it.

hilarious and I'm sorry.but he's obviously joking

Parents can be so fucking cruel.

that's not cruel.. that's funny :/

Her dad is a funny motherfucker.

take it down?

ya cause' that will make up for her dad calling her a fat ass. but I think the dad hilarious haha

That won't work. it's too obvious of a solution. we don't do obvious and easy here.

lmao your dad is funny.

I agree only funny dads would do that stuff !!!!

You sure your dad wasn't kidding around? if he is, you have a cool dad. If no, he's a beast.

So be a smartass and put a note up that says something about him. Or like the person before me, put up a note that says "fuck you"