FML : Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed,...

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Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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You deserved it

By Unlucky - / Friday 9 October 2009 19:52 / United States

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By Kilala700 | 11

#612483 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:08

By lolz_at_nub | 0

#612484 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:08

That's gotta hurt, bro. FYL

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By Kilala700 | 11

#612483 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:08

By lolz_at_nub | 0

#612484 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:08

That's gotta hurt, bro. FYL

Starchild21 | 3

#612614 - Saturday 10 October 2009 12:41

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lolz_at_nub | 0

#613062 - Saturday 10 October 2009 06:34

bro is a generic response, bro.

By vintageXballroom | 0

#612485 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:08

Pobre.

By thatgirl_2010 | 0

#612488 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:10

boohoo

CaptSkippy | 9

#2559585 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 01:22

I broke my toe rearranging my room it's sad it dint hurt :o

By Goob_the_dude | 0

#612489 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:10

Fail

By the_7 | 0

#612495 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:13

FYL. That happened to me earlier. I sat down on a floor to do a floor puzzle, and I hit my leg on the bottom of the table I was near. Then I came up and hit my head. @_@

By sadiesykes | 0

#612496 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:14

ouch. hope it was just a laptop.

By railfan_fml | 0

#612507 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:19

oooo that must have hurt. soak it in ice water or something.

By kittenBar | 0

#612510 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:19

ooooh. ouch

By plexico | 3

#612513 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:21

Now you have toe jam on your door jam. Sounds like those old Reese's Peanut Butter Cup commercials. BTW, it's door jamb.

plexico | 3

#612546 - Friday 9 October 2009 11:41

The post originally said "door jam," but the Homonym Fairy came in a fixed it!

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