Today, a telemarketer called me and asked if they could speak to my "mommy or daddy". I am 25 years old. FML
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TXjuggalo972
| 6
Do you still live with them? Because that's not to good if you are. If not you must have a squeaky voice :p
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abeye111
| 8
he never said he lived with his parents...
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lissalove17
| 8
12- that's exactly why he asked and gave both scenarios.
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Guren
| 0
Young voice?
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rhysfucker
| 24
Thpeech impedimenth you futhers (think lithp)
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zachherbert
| 10
Say "D-d-daddy is in the front yard, covered in Vaseline acting like a slug. Mom is yelling at midgets, asking where the rest of em are.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Listen: Economy no bueno so living with parents es bueno.
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mrpipp
| 0
Hahaha op didn't list gender cuz its probably a dude and knows he's gonna mean comments.
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Bekll
| 30
I'm almost 25 and currently living with my parents again. It's common among graduates these days as apartment/house prices are so high. It's hard to live on your own with today's economy as it is.
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Incogneterpeter
| 1
1 living with you parents for a while is alot more common now adams I know people that are 30 something and still with his parents
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abeye111
| 8
Tell him they are busy in their bedroom
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thisiscat
| 14
Don't worry, I heard Theodore died of a brain aneurism.. the chipmunks are hiring!
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blackbelt25
| 12
One of my friends just says "sorry my dads in prison".
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bmwguy01
| 8
57 I heard he died from alcohol poisoning but either way Op should take the gig!
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MrCatman1125
| 2
Say they're dead:)
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CL3V3RGURL
| 9
Aww. I am sorry. I hope you get a deeper voice soon. :)
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Next time, use your best Consuela voice. Thats what I always do.
Is your mommy there?
No, no, I have no money.
Is your mommy there?
No, no, I have no money.
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zachherbert
| 10
Let's play 'Are you smarter than a Spanish Maid!?'
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Meeestar John? Is that you?
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zachherbert
| 10
No. No, Meester Jon no home.
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Typical.
I refuse to finance the lemon pledge.
I refuse to finance the lemon pledge.
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comedybreak
| 20
No, no.m meester batman no hete
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Meowingtons500
| 18
43- Noo, Meestar Buzz Kill. Just noo.
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benhd1
| 14
This is brilliant!
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detroitsucks247
| 3
Meeester commentors no bueno no bueno just just com comit a sucicide
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Taco The Dank
| 27
Lmao I should try that
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itsame0987
| 18
Try not to sound like Minnie Mouse when you answer the phone and that won't happen..
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GoW_Chick
| 14
Wait what? Minnie mouse doesn't sound like a young child, if you ask me though she is kind of a bitch. Yeah I said it come at me Disney.
Over voice- Gow_chick was never heard from again, and animated creatures danced and sung on her grave, the end
Over voice- Gow_chick was never heard from again, and animated creatures danced and sung on her grave, the end
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blonde_girrl
| 6
Why would you say that?
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DirtyMike911
| 0
Use a voice scrambler? They are especially useful for scaring the shit out of people.
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77777771
| 12
You still haven't hit puberty? It's now or never.
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DulceCandy
| 4
Never say never.
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Better late than never:)
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PANDALEGIT
| 8
Justin bieber in the future no offense
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yuzuhere
| 21
I read 14's comment in autotune. Bieber's taking over my life, phrase by phrase.
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Meowingtons500
| 18
23- thank you! I also did, but was to embarrassed to admit it. Silly Bieber.
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yahoowizard
| 16
Maybe it's a girl =0. But yeah, i say it's good since you can just tell them they're not home
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micahsmommy
| 13
Tell them you don't know if they'll want to speak with them but you'll call your parents at their house and find out.
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Shriek "I'm a fucking orphan! Have some damn respect!!!" Then start hysterically crying.
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PANDALEGIT
| 8
Shit that's hilarious
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Meowingtons500
| 18
I try. ;)
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Yerg
| 0
I spit my coke outta my mouth when i read this and started laughing so hard i cried. Now i have to clean up cola. Lol mini FML.
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horneyhic
| 15
Tell them daddy's at the bar like every night and mommys wrestling the nieghbour in the bedroom
Is your mommy there?
No, no, I have no money.