By laurenasabutton - 30/12/2013 13:07 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 640
You deserved it 4 340

Same thing different taste

Top comments

That's what you get for using a broken suitcase

jaycee1209 5

Hope your toe's feeling better


jaycee1209 5

Hope your toe's feeling better

I would kiss your toe to make it feel better... But that would be weird and gross.

That wouldn't be gross or weird! No I'm not lying... Really... Don't be a jerk go kiss his toe. Seriously. Kiss it.

Let's all kiss OP'S toe! Make sure you put some ice on it OP!

Yeah, go to a hospital and get a job kissing people's toes.

this must be the same guy who had his broken foot steped on earlier

Ouch. Hope it didn't get too much worse! Feel better OP!

I wonder if an angry old man just stepped on his toe too.

^The people who downvoted him obviously didn't understand the reference to a previous FML.

ktiskool 18
xChaos 29

No... It doesn't work like that...

Omg, 15, I'm wracked with fits of giggles.

JMichael 25

You guys shoedn't string yourselves up so much and take a walk and the wild side.

It would suit your toe well if you did not drop suitcases on it

xChaos 29

Guys I'm not playing games I'll call the ******* pun police

That's what you get for using a broken suitcase

Im pretty sure he was talking about his toe being broken #5

wingedangel123 8

#41 With that profile pic, don't expect your relationship status to change from "single" any time soon.

That must have felt awful, hope it gets better soon OP

and this little piggy went "SON OF A BITCH, THAT ******* HURT!" :)

Thank you for thinking of us! That's very polite. I'm glad I don't have to worry any more.

Already broken? Whoo, what a relief! I was worried there for a moment.

Two negatives can sometimes make a positive! Maybe OP fixed her toe by dropping something on it.. Miracles!

Bunny21 11

This is a real fml lmfao hope it heals soon!!!