By laurenasabutton - 30/12/2013 13:07 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML
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thestrangedude 10

That's what you get for using a broken suitcase

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jaycee1209 5

Hope your toe's feeling better

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jaycee1209 5

Hope your toe's feeling better

76 5
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20

I would kiss your toe to make it feel better... But that would be weird and gross.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

That wouldn't be gross or weird! No I'm not lying... Really... Don't be a jerk go kiss his toe. Seriously. Kiss it.

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FangirlingAlways 14

Let's all kiss OP'S toe! Make sure you put some ice on it OP!

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JBirdeye 14

Yeah, go to a hospital and get a job kissing people's toes.

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SirDirtyRedD 15

this must be the same guy who had his broken foot steped on earlier

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LaurenLo 17

Ouch. Hope it didn't get too much worse! Feel better OP!

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jsp16 24

I wonder if an angry old man just stepped on his toe too.

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singer0421 32

^The people who downvoted him obviously didn't understand the reference to a previous FML.

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ktiskool 18

Ouch!!! That's toe-rrible!

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xChaos 29

No... It doesn't work like that...

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gracehi 31

Omg, 15, I'm wracked with fits of giggles.

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JMichael 25

You guys shoedn't string yourselves up so much and take a walk and the wild side.

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random_cashmere 25

It would suit your toe well if you did not drop suitcases on it

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xChaos 29

Guys I'm not playing games I'll call the ******* pun police

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thestrangedude 10

That's what you get for using a broken suitcase

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JustinMrBest91 10

Im pretty sure he was talking about his toe being broken #5

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wingedangel123 8

#41 With that profile pic, don't expect your relationship status to change from "single" any time soon.

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anarcome 3

That must have felt awful, hope it gets better soon OP

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speakersboom 19

and this little piggy went "SON OF A BITCH, THAT ******* HURT!" :)

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SWC_Penguin 17

Thank you for thinking of us! That's very polite. I'm glad I don't have to worry any more.

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gracehi 31

Already broken? Whoo, what a relief! I was worried there for a moment.

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arsenicalhumor 30

Two negatives can sometimes make a positive! Maybe OP fixed her toe by dropping something on it.. Miracles!

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Bunny21 11

This is a real fml lmfao hope it heals soon!!!

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