They're indoctrinating our children… with pranks!

By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 23:37 - United States

Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 458
You deserved it 3 932

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orangeduck 6

Your oldest son is an evil genius.

mr_inkredible 0

Is he crazy!? You don't start wearing them until you're at least 12


wow. yay im first!

hobbsicle805 0

No one gives a shit

Congratulations your life is complete but in about 10 seconds you are about to get 99999 dislikes.

BelleBelle_fml 11


orangeduck 6

Your oldest son is an evil genius.

Until he is forced to wear a bra, also.

AvikC818 8

Time to do this to my nephew

So much so, apparently, that the kid will believe the brother over his own mother. And over common sense. Ask him to look around and try to point out boys his age who are wearing bras.

if the 8 yr old is fat, you cant even tell its there :P

lol...mind *******...

flockz 19

i once wore a bra on my balls once. it didnt really make a difference though. thats right i got balls the size of double D's. (stands and looks around) do i have any takers? ladies? anyone? DAMNIT!! ( starts crying and hides under covers while rolling)

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

OP tell him he looks pretty in the bra

Dispute 3

the new doctor evil? :p

Dispute 3

the new doctor evil? :p

Hahaha I like boobs...... And bras... Mostly heetah print ones cuz they make people look like ******

meara135 7

Ha! He sure is

Awe you should tell me men wear bras when they develop boobs that should get him to stop asking for bras at least for awhile

You mean guys aren't supposed to wear bras? Boners has been making me wear one for years :(

idontcare8l 3

This reminds me of 8 crazy nights

Tell him his brother is currently pregnant.

#40, are you crying because you can't undo the clasp after many fumbling attempts?

wait, then why did my mom say I had to wear one...?

My 8 year old daughter doesn't even wear bras! Neither does Marge!

fadingfaith 4

Lol #140 your picture goes perfect with what you wrote. xD

maybe your son has been mind ******* everyone, maybe you don't have a son. Maybe your a woman.

milakitty21 0

are you trying to tell us something about yourself?

Look at his username, then look at his profile. xD

captainTexas84 0

#85 wtf is heetah?

xalerion 0

I dont know any intelligent and/or mature adult that uses the phrase mindfuck... Op, maybe he fell for it so easily due to the fact that the parameters for his intelligence were severely lowered and reduced by the incorporation/combination of your and your (possible) spouse's genes into/to make his DNA So... Ydi?

You should make your older son wear one too!

Kingcc 0

i think this kid's mom just shit bricks.

screw auto correct that happens to me all the time!

tylenol123 0


-178 ehem, 'mindfuck' You've just been... errr 'owned' sir.

mduffy08 8

do you feel my dick ******* your mind?

Haha mind ******* such imagery

ElainaCutsYou 0

Does he need one?

Maybe he has moobs!

You mean Chesticals? Lol. Be thankful he's not walking around in a wife beater and a thong.

what's his cup size?

latinking13 8

He needs a training bra because he has an itty bitty titty committee


Tiggle bitties!

perdix 29

#29, moobs occurred to me, too, but he's not a man, he's a boy. The contraction for "boy boobs" would just be "boobs." I think we need to come up for a word that captures the absurdity of fat little boys' ****. Of course, it reflects the downfall of our culture that we even have to have a word for fat little boys' ****!

Let him wear one then watch what he says. I'm a girl and the first time I wore a bra it was so uncomfortable.

After reading ALL THE FRICKEN COMMENTS on this FML... I wanna wear a Bra. Oh and teh matching pantiez would be nice. I'm 25 so it's time to take care of my developing Moobs. LOL Seriously, we're talking about a bad family: A brother "mind-*****" with his little brother The little brother believes anything the older brother tells to him Bad parenting: How can a parent use the term "mind ****" with his/her children!!! WTF!

How about Fits ? ;D

KittKatt515 0


ThisGi 0

Maybe he can just be a transvestite

Wait Chris crockers a tranny???? :O

No shit dumbass

then what the hell is lady gaga?

Lol I think 82 was talking to me when I asked "whoa Chris crackers a tranny?" lol but my comment got erased. Even though there was nothing wrong with it. :D

I wer brasz hahaloljkjk ;) only on Monduys ....haha

mr_inkredible 0

Is he crazy!? You don't start wearing them until you're at least 12

And thats only when the moons are big enough

hotPinklipstick 24

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

43-What does that have to do with anything?

catrav77 0

43 - joke: (n) something said or done to promote laughter.

eesingz48 3

I started at 9, bet I'm bigger then you! And I'm only 13, haha

eesingz48 3

Haha kids are so gullible. I tricked my sister that there were aliens living in the back yard. She swears she saw an alien, haha

43,87 and 90: We don't care

sammybearbby 6

hey 87, want a ******* cookie? congratulations

ryanst 7

104- Did the cookie you offered perhaps come from the backseat of someone's car?

My ex girlfriend's **** were huge. They saved my life once. We were riding down a back road when a deer jumped out in front of us and made the horse rear back so hard, she fell off. I followed, and subsequently landed on her breast instead of the pavement. Then I broke up with her because her boobs didn't match. If you believe that crock, pigs fly, leprechauns are real, and bears won't attack you if you have raw salmon hung around your neck.

sammybearbby 6

106: :( no lol

hotPinklipstick 24

My comment above was relevant to the comment stated that i commented on. I'm pretty sure that that said comment was not stated as a joke, I voiced my opinion on that comment and suddenly I'm wrong?? My comment wasn't intended to state that I have large breast it was intended to set that person straight on their perspective of the age girls start wearing bras. Therefore my comment was valid.

C cups at the age of 11! Don't you get back problems?

whisperingeye13 0

123- the post is about what age BOYS should start wearing bras, hence a joke. but thanks for the insight on your knockers

123- No one cares when you, or any other girl, started wearing a bra. As was the obvious discussion, BOYS shouldn't start till age 12, that being the joke.

Hey 123! You know that comment about the comment that I commented on while you were commenting on said comment was a comment about the comment?

43 and 87 - Pics or it didn't happen.

I wouldn't say that you don't start wearing bras until you're 12 but you can before that. It can happen as early as 8 and as late as 17. But that's just facts!

87- "Starting at nine" doesn't mean anything. For all we know you were just one of those annoying little girls who wore them just because you thought they made you look older even though you were flat.

150- Commentception?

52: are you ******* retarded? 42 was making the point that you don't have to be 12 to wear a bra by giving her example.

43- you are so ignorant...

SittingInTheSky 6

You cockhead¬!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha xD Your awesome.

shae_butter 0

Winner! Maybe your son will be gay too! :D

Well then, I guess there's nothing better to do then get him one.

yeah, he won't want to wear one once he learns how uncomfortable the are.

brockp 0

Why is every1luvsboners such a queer?

Let him wear it & make your older son wear one. That's what I would do..

I love your picture, 12.

mnkyc_mnkydo 5

exactly what i was thinking.

RecklessJellyBea 7

Go with it. He'll learn soon enough.