Dumb, but relatable

You show that table who’s boss! YDI.

I find it impressive that the one you broke was the little one!

The table won.

Only Hulk would win that fight, kid. I hope you and your table can repair your friendship once you've recovered.

At least the kids didn't get hurt during this domestic spat, G.W.S!

I’m pretty sure there’s always a 50/50 shot if you kick a hard object hard enough you can hurt/break something