Health: Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I...

By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By laurenasabutton - 30/12/2013 13:07 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML

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Couch fights!

By Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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Thursday 15 March 2012 23:00

That is toetally a leg-itimate fml.

Frankietodamizza 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:01

sounds as though you should go commando

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perdix 29

Friday 16 March 2012 2:40

What the hell kind of panties are you wearing? The ones I like are so delicate that if I get a toe caught, they rip to shreds. My favorite sheer lace panties make my ass look great, but they are murder on my balls!

murdersquirrel 15

Friday 16 March 2012 6:56

I think she should've gotten some help... Cause now it looks like she'll be needing a toe truck.... ...

Wornwolfe 3

Friday 16 March 2012 3:18

I can't even begin to comprehend why you would attempt to call someone a dumbass if you can't even spell dumbass correctly

PistolWhiper93 0

Friday 16 March 2012 3:26

Well looks like someone is a to go on a shopping spree. :3

preposteroushat 5

Friday 16 March 2012 3:38

Okay, this is dumb, but I wish there was a like button on here sometimes. This made my day, but I'm sorry about your toe, OP.

ObsessedWithGays 7

Friday 16 March 2012 4:30

Do you by any chance have room-mate named Rachel.?

CRC_101 31

Friday 16 March 2012 4:45

Who knew underwear could be so dangerous...

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Friday 16 March 2012 5:25

Sounds like something that would happen to me.

jazzeh103 4

Friday 16 March 2012 6:10

I think I almost did that a long time ago lol

bspiper87 7

Friday 16 March 2012 6:14

Its ok, i lost a tooth putting my shirt on. Still dont know how i punched my face though

MDTeddy 13

Friday 16 March 2012 6:46

This is a sign to stop wearing panties and just go right to the pants or shorts. A skirt is all up to you but be warned.

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Same thing different taste

Right in the feetsies

Dumb, but relatable

Couch fights!

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