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Clearly, anyone with a shard of foresight would've been sharp enough to sweep the mess up, or at least to have put on footwear.

Next time, might I suggest sweeping the floor if you lose something sharp like that so that doesn't happen again.

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You don't sound to sharp..

Hate to be a glasshole but it's "too", not "to". Don't talk about sharp if your spelling isn't on point.

C'mon let's not sting#1's feelings. pointing that spelling mistake might shatter his heart to shards.

# 9 fuckin intelligent person. #1 that was punny

Maybe you should've worn house slippers until you could find the piece of glass.

Maybe they were going to but they stepped on the glass along the way…? I dunno

OP could have just swept the floor. it's not that hard. Walk where the glass has the lowest probability of being and get to the broom to sweep the floor.

Next time, might I suggest sweeping the floor if you lose something sharp like that so that doesn't happen again.

Always best to sweep large pieces first then vacuum any remaining pieces that may be too small to see. Also maybe wear socks if not slippers? It will save your toes a bit.

Sweeping the floor or using a vacuum cleaner didn't cross your mind?

Not the brightest person I'd say, why you kept walking with no shoes on? while knowing that piece was out there waiting for you. anyways FYL

Clearly, anyone with a shard of foresight would've been sharp enough to sweep the mess up, or at least to have put on footwear.

Yes, there are 3 puns... and 0 regrets.

You've shattered my expectations for the amount of sharp puns you packed into this small shard of a comment. Bravo good sir, bravo.

3? Shard, sharp and ?

Clearly, I think, #36. Since glass is clear. :P

Has happened to me before. Fuckin sucks

and now you get to spend another hour getting it back out

Why didn't you try, I don't know, vacuuming? Or wearing shoes?