Anonymous
Right in the feetsies
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
chinchilla4404
United States
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
billy
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Wellesley Hills, United States
Ouch
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Butters
Lathlain, Australia
Couch fights!
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
cheerymama
United States
Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
WaychulMonster
Go get an Xray, dude
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
floff
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
The tape
Today, I broke a toe. It was not too bad and I can still walk, but the doctors had to tape it to the next toe to help it heal. Turns out I am allergic to the glue on the tape. The pain of the blisters covering two toes and the itch is worst than the break. FML
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Brightside86 31
Man women will marry anyone these days.
cuz803 46
That's something you don't demonstrate. That's like demonstrating how you got a self inflicted gunshot wound. But I don't need to tell you this because you learned the hard way.
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cuz803 46
That's something you don't demonstrate. That's like demonstrating how you got a self inflicted gunshot wound. But I don't need to tell you this because you learned the hard way.
Brightside86 31
Man women will marry anyone these days.
JackWood 21
So it was a successful demonstration then?
RichardPencil 32
This is where words are useful.
Jaellynthecursed 9
Is this the same guy that broke his toe on his wedding day?