murdersquirrel

About Murdersquirrel

You're = you are. Your = belonging to or associated with a person. There = in, at or to a place. Their = Belonging to or associated with a person previously mentioned or of unspecified gender. They're = they are. This isn't English class, but the reason we're taught the rules of grammar is so that we can apply them outside of the classroom. So do it.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

2%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

8%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

28%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

57%
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

20%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

33%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

2%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

18%