Health: Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I... - FML

By Sica - 15/03/2012 19:28 - France

Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML

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By ???? - 25/01/2012 06:32 - United States

Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML

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Right in the feetsies

By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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By Unlucky - 09/10/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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By flipflap - 14/06/2015 06:35

Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML

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Dumb, but relatable

By Maju - 31/10/2019 04:00 - Netherlands

Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML

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By chloeleigholivia - 10/01/2016 19:55 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML

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By laurenasabutton - 30/12/2013 13:07 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I dropped my suitcase on my toe. Don't worry, it was already broken. FML

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Couch fights!

By Butters - 24/09/2022 16:00 - Australia - Lathlain

Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 10:57 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I was clipping my nails. When I got to my toenail, the whole thing somehow ripped right out. I'm in agony. FML

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Calyx_fml 21

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:00

That is toetally a leg-itimate fml.

Frankietodamizza 0

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:01

sounds as though you should go commando

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zebralover23 14

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:33

lmao, nice job, i have never heard of anyone doing that before!

Pegasister_fml 5

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:36

Um...OUCH! Breaking a toe already sucks really bad, but doing it while performing an everyday task? The suckishness has been doubled!

Lilybugg16 5

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:41

Oh wow major Fail sorry u broke ur toe

Sumo69 9

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:42

That's a video I would like to see

GoW_Chick 14

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:48

Were you struggling to get them on because you were in a hurry, or were they some fancy sort of french panties that you have no idea how they go on? Injury by underoos is a good drunken story to tell at parties.

demon_865 7

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:50

That's why they're better off.

lissa_jade 22

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:52

I see London, I see France. OP can't get into her underpants..

HolyPotato 9

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:54

I've done that before!

NoKittyMyPotPie 3

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:55

Lol it happens.

temper310 4

Thursday 15 March 2012 23:55

Ill help put them on ;P

desireev 17

Friday 16 March 2012 0:29

My Creeper Beeper just went off...

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Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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Today, my guidance counselor told me that I'll have to join my school's special education needs sector. This is because I can't attend school properly due to chronic issues with severe pain. So much for my 3.9 GPA and being in the top 5% of my class. FML

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