Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML
Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
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robbilee 14
just paint it or cover it with marker
stacster 0
well grab a sharpie and start turning penises into space ships
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THEmuffinpan 0
I dont know what every one is so upset about. I would laugh if my father had the sense if humor to do something like that. And as people are saying, it shouldn't be that hard to cover up it convert.
cydvicious 0
people are upset because it's not funny. I don't understand what kind of father would do that, except a racist one.
MexiCanadian 0
Ha The KKK not only hated balck people so becareful with anyone that isn't a "purebred" señor
elmski87 0
your dad thought it would be funny because it IS funny!
surimf 7
Um.. If you have a cast, you can't really take it off, so, OP would have to walk around in public with that on her cast. She then would punched in the face by everyone in Australia.
MrBond007_fml 6
why?
Perksofbeingawal 0
This might be a dumb question, but what does "I love the KKK" mean? :$
FMLephant 2
Kicking Killer Kittens.
Arschloch04 0
Killer Klown Karnival.
Vanessa_Ramos520 0
Klu klux Klan...... Google it
Bosia 0
Killing Knitting Kangaroos. It's a group of individuals who are attempting to eliminate the deadly-but-rare breed of violent kangaroos (who also knit fantastic Winter wear!).
jaswho2 0
it's ku klux Klan. white power bs
madgrinchhatter 12
You're right! That IS a dumb question. Good for you!
snizzlesnuzzle 0
now that's just cruel.
44skull44 6
it stands for Ku Klux Klan a very well known and feared racist group in the USA It is highly looked down upon if you have any affiliation with them
princessjasmine2_fml 0
Ku Klux Klan. They were a group of people who hated minority groups, blacks in particular.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
1# are you a descendent of Altair?
emmiekinz 0
you're dad is a badass.