By rider - 24/11/2009 10:58 - Qatar

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Today, I decided to surprise my wife at her softball game. I saw her distinctive motorcycle jacket through the canvas dugout wall and decided that I would feel her up from behind, to surprise her. She lent her jacket to a friend. FML
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Jenny66_fml 0

Groping anyone in public = FAIL dude. Something like this happened to my daughter... she was humiliated and felt victimized for a very long time because some guy thought he was grabbing his wife. He's lucky he left before I found out what happened. Maybe you should try keeping your hands to yourself in public.

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Jenny66_fml 0

A random guy groping her in a video store is no accident. She's also mildly autistic. he didn't hug her, or try to hold her hand or any other innocent gesture. He copped a feel in a family oriented place of business. What I teach my daughters is that they have a right to not be pawed by some jerk because their shirt might be the same color as the jerks wides shirt. Would you want your private parts grabbed by a stranger? wait... maybe you shouldn't answer that.

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lukascepanovic 0

wow that sucks

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writergirl69 0

meh, it's an honest mistake. She'll underst

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guckylynn 19

Why would you do that? I'm sure your wife isn't the only woman in the world with that jacket. Here come the sexual assault charges..

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Nyce187 0

ha ha did she turn around and slap u then kick u in your balls?? who does that

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kristidgranger 3

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Plasmalaser 11

Not* first u mean

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Yorih 19

To be honest the fact that your comment was 47 minutes after the actual comment... I think you wanted your comment to be buried?

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Stumblebum30 5

why would you potentially embarrass your wife like that? glad I'm not married to you!

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nick1585 0

is the friend atleast hot

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FMLjudge007 0

atlest it wasn't like that episode of Malcom In The Middle when Hal slaps a ladies ass thinking it was his wife while he was wearing nothing but his underwear (not boxers) in the mall

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AeFinder224 0

lol I remember that episode it was a speedo though not underwear XD

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iFerret 0

Imagine how she must have felt.

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morgan020 0

haha I could see my husbad trying to do something like that and it ending badly too lol.

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Jenny66_fml 0

Groping anyone in public = FAIL dude. Something like this happened to my daughter... she was humiliated and felt victimized for a very long time because some guy thought he was grabbing his wife. He's lucky he left before I found out what happened. Maybe you should try keeping your hands to yourself in public.

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Damarcus 22

You should chill. People make mistakes. Learn to laugh and move on.

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