Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML
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cheshireau
| 26
It's always the way. The good ones are gay.
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kiki1705
| 20
Then I bet you're 100% straight for sure.
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DeMamp
| 15
#12 shots fired
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LevelupKid
| 8
Or they say that, to avoid your ugly ass.
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cheshireau
| 26
Bi, actually and #26, thank you.
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Ashamed_Sister
| 60
Take it as a compliment.
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CaptainObivious1
| 4
haha..you deserved it
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MidnaLink
| 32
Fuck off.
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CaptainObivious1
| 4
thats not what your lady told me
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damnusernames
| 12
Been there. Look at it this way: it has nothing to do with you as person why he can't date you. You're probably great, keep your head up.
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tounces7
| 27
Couldn't OP date him by simply, well, saying that she is in fact straight?
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DoomedGemini
| 37
Op is a straight girl. The guy she likes is a gay boy apparently.
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tounces7
| 27
Oh shit, I missed that. I thought she said he'd date her if SHE was straight, like he assumed she was gay.
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PJSandWitch
| 3
That's not a FML. The guy you like likes you back, but he's attracted to a gender completely different than yours.
It's not his fault, or yours
It's not his fault, or yours
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stryder9090
| 28
Easy. Grow a penis. Problem solved. Happily ever after.
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OhPuhleeze
| 23
Assuming that he likes people with penis, vagina and boobs. (You said nothing about removing Vagina and boobs). All in all, I don't think it'll be worth it. Plus, if they do fall apart she would have a very tough time meeting someone new.
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burgermike92
| 17
Bruh it's called a joke.
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species4872
| 19
Ask for a orange, get a lemon.
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RichardPencil
| 29
If my grandmother had balls, she'd be my grandfather!
If you had balls, you'd have a boyfriend.
If you had balls, you'd have a boyfriend.
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LordGiblett
| 26
Not really if they're transgender
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Internetflakes
| 13
Nice analogy.
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PJSandWitch
| 3
The guy you like likes you back, but he's attracted to a completely different gender than yours. It's not his fault, or yours...
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my2centsworth
| 15
I agree. He seems to really like her; physical attraction is a whole other thing.
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JustNatalie
| 8
Well... In a way that's good, I guess?
If you had balls, you'd have a boyfriend.