It's always the way. The good ones are gay.

Then I bet you're 100% straight for sure.

#12 shots fired

Or they say that, to avoid your ugly ass.

Bi, actually and #26, thank you.

Take it as a compliment.

haha..you deserved it

Fuck off.

thats not what your lady told me

Been there. Look at it this way: it has nothing to do with you as person why he can't date you. You're probably great, keep your head up.

Couldn't OP date him by simply, well, saying that she is in fact straight?

Op is a straight girl. The guy she likes is a gay boy apparently.

Oh shit, I missed that. I thought she said he'd date her if SHE was straight, like he assumed she was gay.

That's not a FML. The guy you like likes you back, but he's attracted to a gender completely different than yours.

It's not his fault, or yours

Easy. Grow a penis. Problem solved. Happily ever after.

Assuming that he likes people with penis, vagina and boobs. (You said nothing about removing Vagina and boobs). All in all, I don't think it'll be worth it. Plus, if they do fall apart she would have a very tough time meeting someone new.

Bruh it's called a joke.

Ask for a orange, get a lemon.

If my grandmother had balls, she'd be my grandfather!

If you had balls, you'd have a boyfriend.

Not really if they're transgender

Nice analogy.

The guy you like likes you back, but he's attracted to a completely different gender than yours. It's not his fault, or yours...

I agree. He seems to really like her; physical attraction is a whole other thing.

Well... In a way that's good, I guess?