readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Violet
Exeter, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Diet_Water
Moreno Valley, United States
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
maybe dead in a day
Buffalo, United States
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Janie
United States
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
notyouraverageteenager
Australia
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Top comments
A83_fml 18
with that shirt, you will remain single. very single.
FFML_314 12
This reminds me of the time I bought an "I love ****" shirt so my family wouldn't find out that I'm a lesbian.
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Comments (258)
bandgeek_bri 0
now your single and obseesed with your fake bf
zac2012 0
YDI for being an idiot and getting that shirt, now you will stay single
JVonDahl 9
And now you're going to stay single. No guy worth while will hit on a girl wearing that. COME ON.
Sarojin 0
Eagerly awaiting a 'Today, I finally worked up the nerve to ask out this special girl. but then I saw her in a "i love my boyfriend" shirt.'
Squishytoes 0
Good luck with actually finding someone special and getting a life when you convince people you actually have both.
ThatBrownChick 0
I didn't know people actually bought those shirts! :o uhmm... I'd say YDI. go out & get a date. :D
JeNaiRasLeBol 0
just enjoy the single life while you can... :)
thecoolestever1 0
How are you very single? I didn't know there were stages of being single.
EvilDave 13
@OP: I am sure that t-shirt will get you lots of dates. And, I am sure the guys that will ask you out while wearing said shirt will be the cream of the crop, so don't whine when your boyfriends cheat on you and treat you like dirt.
jfletcher1224 0
that's pathetic. go out n get a life, seriously. take some initiative n ask a guy out or something