By chelseaface - United States
Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML
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  stlphil  |  0

I have to shit. I took a shit. I shit myself -or- I shat myself. I just shat five minutes ago.
Sharted or shart is when you fart but end up with shit coming out.

Makes me wonder about the origins of the name for William Shatner.

By  fthku  |  13

That stinks. (I just realised this when I finished typing, no pun intended)
You shouldn't get anti-diarrhea medicine anyway, consider yourself lucky. You're keeping all the bad stuff that needs to come out. And you got to get rid of some of it without even having to go to the toilet! well done, you.