readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Violet
Exeter, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Diet_Water
Moreno Valley, United States
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
maybe dead in a day
Buffalo, United States
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Janie
United States
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
notyouraverageteenager
Australia
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
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A83_fml 18
with that shirt, you will remain single. very single.
FFML_314 12
This reminds me of the time I bought an "I love ****" shirt so my family wouldn't find out that I'm a lesbian.
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Comments (258)
little_bubba85 4
why use " I'm very single"? the adverb "very" really doesn't make you anymore single
jchansfan 0
By "very single" they actually mean "very lonely"... ;)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
maybe she meant "doubly single".
honeyandgrime 3
Very is an intensifier. She's using it to really emphasize her singularity.
danii1996 0
y r ppl soo desperate 2find Love lol ithink it's funny
mdubai 1
u r something big
Desperation 0
Put some pants on. I see your cameltoe.
dBull 0
yea. I've seen a lot of fat girls wear that shirt
welly_ellie 0
Well if you wear thy shirt you'll never get a boyfriend cuz guys will sometimes hopefully respect the guy whose supposedly dating you!
VeilOfVelvet 0
Well first of all, wearing a shirt that says i love my boyfriend will lead people to think you're taken and therefor not want to date you, and being single isn't a sin. It's not a tragedy. People aren't going to look down on you just because you don't have a boyfriend.
marierad 0
i really hate those shirts. its like the person wearing them is saying "im in love hahahahahaha, dont u wish you you were in love" i mean i have bf so im not single and bitter causing that reaction. it just seems like the girls wearing those shirts are trying to show off. since their using their boyfriend to show i find it kind of sad and assume their stupid if they cant find a reason that comes from within themselves to be proud like doing well in school, ectra....im just saying. its the impression it gives me.
NuCKFuT 0
who the **** cares if you are single. grow up you whiny, sniveling, self-absorbed ****!
imasummerloverx3 0
And you thought the shirt would help you because...? It annoys me how everyone thinks it's so bad to be single. If you go outside and stop wearing a stupid shirt that would lessen your chance, I promise that you will find someone...maybe
fwongraven 10
Tbh I don't think people are going to think any better of you for wearing an 'I Love My Boyfriend' t-shirt.
Lisa89 3
YDI for caring what other people think