By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 973
You deserved it 5 174

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3, don't be sexist, a lot of girls do that kind of shit too


haha! what a witty guy you'll be losing...

wowthatshorrible_fml 0

thats a win


...and you can run and tell that HOMEBOY!!

IphonFML 6

bahahahhahah! but no seriously thats a harsh way to break up. LOL

SecureReflex 0

Guess she didn't make him enough sammiches?

MrNewOrleans 0

#34 somewhat of a win

I think ur bf just pwned u!

god your ex is awesome


u must feel like shit right now

do something about it

sam_08_fml 0

Its okay you can be Cheata girl for holloween LOL

phreshboi 1


breenarae25 0


wow. Guys can be such jerks..

3, don't be sexist, a lot of girls do that kind of shit too

5 yeah but she is kinda right (assuming she is a she). I usually see men do this. I'm a guy (I don't and never will do this) but some of us are jerks but you need to find the right one :)

Nope #3 is a guy. Check his profile.

(plus) men are sexists on here a lot too, like "Go get me a samwich!", but hey a lot of people are so I just deal with it.

And he's 11?

18 On iPod I can't, (wish they had an update and if they do my iPod is kinda fucked up and won't let me) but still I just wanted to rant and get my point out.

21, did you try touching the picture???

Yeah, you can see their profile of you tap their picture. I'm using my iPhone.

Well, 5, I know *I* can be a jerk.


MrNewOrleans 0

#63 didn't expect that....

so am i but u dont see me putting shit like that up sweetie

sheesh he was just kidding....

legonut6 0

too many gen mod gags on the Internet.

JaydnGage 0

I'm only iPod and can access his profile..

lmfao. maybe he was joking? talk to him about it

overthelimit 3

got playedd

missL1z 5

That's pretty cool way of responding but FYL definitely!

ooo burnt.

You has pretty hairs :3

u look pretty fine baby

again. with trying to pick some one up. if your this desperate go to

RedPillSucks 31

What's wrong with a little complement? While I agree that he/she could have used the private message feature, as long as they're not vulgar, "oh babe, I'd like to tap that a**" "u so fine, lemme chek dat out" a little complement should be fine. No need to have a cow.

The word you are looking for is "compliment" the form you used means goes well with.

that could be a good thing,, on Halloween you dress up as something scary and maybe he is scared of being single?

I see what you did there.

That sucks. But it's better than being in a relationship with someone who doesn't want to be with you. You should've immediately responded with and insert hot friends name were gonna be insert random sexy girl costumes and have threesome but that works too.