Gift for you

By safetyfirst - 14/07/2010 15:17 - Taiwan

Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said "Republic of China" on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 436
You deserved it 21 434

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

She was probably disappointed that all you offered her were mini-condoms. Doesn't say much about what you're packing. Next time, visit Texas and bring her back some of our local condoms. You may not live up to that "everything's bigger in Texas" slogan, but it pays to advertise ;)


TaylorTotsYumm 10
ghostiez 0
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Pilkie01 5

#10 I'm from Canada. I have lived there my entire life and I have never said "Eh"

haha I bet those were some tee niny condoms!!!!!!!!

281go 4
Hamsterzilla 0

lol u can be Canadian and never say "eh" that's like a stereotype saying every Canadian says "eh"

Lonnie23 0

I never got tha "Canada eh?" joke

StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0

Sounds like a better gift than what you thought you were giving her, anyway.

kieran247 0

hey dan you are probably reading this ._.

eazyeeze 0

Is your professor hot? If so, put those condoms to use and earn an A

it's totally possible... I'm from Taiwan and yes we do hav millions styles of condom disguise so that it's not awkward getting busted by conservative Asian parents. passport is just one of them... but YDI for not noticing=.= they sell it in a CONDOM store=.=

I'm from Canada I say eh a lot.. but so do my American friends.

canadaxkid 0
BelleElle_fml 5

I'm Canadian too. Some of us say "eh" a lot and some of us never do. I only say it occasionally. But, all my American friends tease me a lot about it. XP

my question is she a hot professor? and Maybe she bow things she still looks good if she not.

hurleykid 0

I bet the condoms from Asia are tiny as shit. hahah

H8fulwanker 1

i bet you know this because you always buy them and it fits you well.

eazyeeze 0

The condoms are still to big for him. His dick gets lost inside the glove

OhWowFYLindeed 0

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool. :)


clearly op has never needed a condom so he doesnt know wat they are :)

pingpongpickle 8

did you find out after you gave them to her or before? hahah- 41

I say eh all the time that doesn't mean I'm Canadian

he cant see the word condom cause he's anti-condom protective

tellmeastoryplz4 0

wow...! that was nice of u! haha :)

RainbowxxVeinsx 17

54- I loveeee your tunnels. I was gonna buy them ^.^

glorialaura21 8

don't be sillayyy wrap yo willayy

MarkerofMagic 0

i lived in canada my entire life and constantly use eh and am never offended when people make fun of us for it because i couldnt careless and in my case, its true :)

spikelea 0

I would say eh anytime FOR YOU

KTpants 0
ibanez370 0

im from canada and i always say eh, however I'm from the east coast, so we tend to say "b'ye" alot more ;P

haha i wonder wat they thought u meant by the gift

No theyre from China. Dont just think asia is just china mr

he couldn't tell cuz everything Asian is backwards so they probably looked funny!!!!

HazelBunny 0

should feel good about urself most useful present Eva given to a professor 6 PAC next time? ;)

wg4r5g5hh 4

it's because Canada is spelled: C "eh" N "eh" D "eh". Now you get it...


RandaPanda093 0

yeah I was gonna say I'm from the deep south of the united states, and I think it's only natural people will say "eh" occasionally to try to invoke a response from someone. I think I'm right, eh?

guckylynn 19

It's like 160 said, it's a thing to ensure the person you're speaking to is listening. It's like telling you the speaker expects a response. I hear it a lot in upper Michigan.

JayColt 0

89 - the genes you squire from your parents are what determines your size, not our race. Many people say that Asians have small penises because they need a race to pick on to make themselves feel better about themselves. They also assume they're small because Asians aren't usually that big in body size so they assume that's the also goes for penis size. Besides, if your partner really likes you for who you are they wouldn't care. By the way your probably small as a tic tac anyways you ****.

I'm Canadian and I say eh frequently and proudly!

most of them probably have a bigger dick than you.

DarkHelmet 10

USE'em FOOL!!! You'd still be giving her a gift AND you could give it twice!!! it might even help your grade if you do good enough

Starhling 0

It could be the other way around. She be giving HIM a gift if he uses them, considering he couldn't tell that the so called "passport" was a condom?

rockera 0

fyl bu how did yuh not notice

the_flirtt 0
Giorgio272 2

yeah ima have to agree. grow it long. dye it bright yellow and run around pretending your goku ffs.

Haha#12.....Ya Know, just to let you know #7, oh and have a good day.

the_flirtt 0

I can't say anything back because u guys don't have pics soo ?

Giorgio272 2

I believe my statement is more a compliment if anything. but seriously. strip down to your undies. pit on the goku ghetto suit. dye your hair bright blonde but have a brown wig over the top and go super sayen on peoples asses. I'd pay to see that.

the_flirtt 0

it wasn't suppose to be towards u I accidentally said guys my bad

Giorgio272 2

ah I see goku. well then no hard feelings. one day I hope to attain goku like hair. if only I had any.

ohsnapp823 0

ya how did you not notice? I mean unless you've never seen condoms before..which is pretty sad:/ hahaha I think 7 has nice people, back off, I'm sure your hair sucks.

i think 7 has nice hair , whats wrong with. it ?

iamchuck 0

Not an FML if she want to thank you by letting you use them on her, unless she is really old or fat, then double FYL.

Whats wring with old and fat. Racist. Lol

I'm pretty sure ur proffesor appreciated your gift :)

sourgirl101 28

Tell him that passport will take him "Around the World"!

Pilkie01 5

omg.. I moderated this one... first one that I've ever noticed... lolx I'm such a nerd That sucks for you =