By Violet - 05/04/2014 01:57 - United States - Exeter

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 118
You deserved it 5 961

Same thing different taste

Top comments

He should get a shirt saying 'I'm an asshole'


I think it would be cuter for them to wear those matching HE'S MINE/SHE'S MINE t-shirts.

I personally never thought those shirts to be cute, I think the idea of them isn't that great. What OP needs to do is talk to her boyfriend about this, and if he still insists, then she should probably break up with him.

Well I wouldn't find an "I'm a girl" much better...

lexiieeex3 32

This FML looks oddly familiar...

Then secretly us a sharpie on it so it says 'I'm a gay'

at least he's not dumping her? :-) bring on the down votes.

#23 The solution to every relationship problem is not breaking up. If you still think it is, good luck getting married.

He should get a shirt saying 'I'm an asshole'

Rainhawk94 27

Wow #32, you're worse than op, i guess you're not a classy woman as your profile says

I meant OP should get I'm with stupid >.

toxic_walrus 15

I was gonna write that comment but you beat me to it :( and #25 - because the guys a dick

Wow #32 I didn't know being loose was an empowering thing for women. Way to show all those men by banging them before you break up. You should really look into becoming a feminist!

I would wear an "I'm an asshole" shirt...

rocker_chick23 27

32: Hopefully you wind up being alone. You're the reason that many men think women are bitches

Get a shirt instead that says "I'm single." You do not need someone like that in your life, OP.

LolliDolly 19

It always makes me sad when FMLs like these don't say "ex-boyfriend".

ThomasBombadil 31

Yep, #3 is right. You deserve more from a significant other.

Why is everybody's first reaction to these FML's to dump the guy?

In this case, 25, because he was being completely disrespectful.

No. That's such an arbitrary way of thinking. It's not that big of a request, unless he tells her to wear it all the time. Think about it from his point of view.

sorry op, but do you look like a guy?

if he thinks she looks like a guy then maybe he is gay and has not realized it yet.

koza 8
LolliDolly 19

I don't see why OP should have to change her style - or wear a shirt like - to help her boyfriend's reputation. Wouldn't he have known what she was like before they dated?

I was just waiting for all the politically correct people to jump on you "why should she change? Who cares if she is a chick who dress and looks like a dude!?" The world we live in is a episode of The Twilight Zone. *bracing myself for all the liberal backlash an thumbs down*

PresidentNorth 16

Some people can't handle the truth. Regardless of its nice or not. The truth hurts. We learn to accept it and move on. or fix the ******* problem in general and not complain about it.

Tell him to stop mincing and wearing glitter tops before making you wear that tshirt

yoursucklives 36

wasn't there an fml about a girl buying such a shirt not long ago? maybe he got the idea there. still, he's an ass.

Yes. I see OP's boyfriend is also a fan of FML.

Your boyfriend could've handled it better, maybe buying the two of you a "he's mine, she's mine" pair of shirts? Or maybe not even bringing it up.

Funny how #16 gets downvoted for saying basically the same thing about matching shirts, and this gets upvoted. Anyway, I agree with the matching shirts being a better idea, but he shouldn't have mentioned it in the first place.

You realize that 12 comes before 16? 16 was higher because it was a reply, but 12 wrote that first.

If people on the street can't tell your sex. And your boyfriend was attracted to you maybe he is gay since he digs a chick that looks like a dude. Go ahead thumbs down me lol the idea makes to make sense for people not to be offended

Merylwen 24

This is stupid for so many reasons. Here's one: relationships are not based on looks.

Here's two: sometimes biological sex does not match up with gender identity, and people shouldn't be shunned for how they choose to express themselves on the street.

PresidentNorth 16

Sorry 19 but a lot of relationships are in fact based off looks. And not just the beauty is in the eye of the beholder saying.

kewpiesuicide 29

That's like saying that I'm secretly straight if I date a butch woman...

#15 Speaking about making sense, I wish your comment made sense. I want to make a proper reply, but I can't understand half of what you said. could be me though

Well if the boot fits. Or in this case if your dating someone who looks IDENTICAL to the gender you claim not to be attracted to, then maybe your infact into that gender. I know heaven forbid girls like boys lol

Believe it or not, OP, but there are guys who will actually care for you, regardless of how androgynous you look. My sister gets confused for her husband's son and they just laugh it off and continue being in love.

This joke went right over my head, 51. :( Ironic...that my pic is a cat renowned for his hair balls? That my name is barfcannon and yet I can coherently form a sentence? Or that my sister gets mistaken for a young man, which is repulsive to you and makes you wish you were a barfcannon? I hope it's not that last one, I can assure you she is a lovely person.