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Haha wow that's unfortunate...
I'm sure you would make a very pretty girl of you wanted. at least you know if you ever get into some trouble with the government it won't be that hard to change you gender. just add some padding on your chest and you're good to go my friend.
Why would you need to clarify your gender when you Said that you are not à lesbian? That says it all
The director was still confused. Insinuating that she was a girl was still hard to understand. She must of looked like an obvious man. Or was just being rude.
Maybe if she shaved the facial hair and fixed her face. And wore a plastic bag over her head. That should fix her problem. She wouldnt have to worry bout looking like a guy anymore.
At least he didn't ask you to clarify what type of species you were.
Never seen so many comments in a row buried.
67 - OP is already a female...
Why's that? The op could become a master of disguise!
112, she meant pretty girl as in look feminine.
Some people's lives dont depend on what they post here #15...
112- the director thought she was male so adding padding = boobies = female aka real gender. derp.
He's stupid. Ever met a guy named Rachel?!
Lmao... that sucks.
have you just learned a new word?
I'm pretty sure your supposed that capitalize the beginning of your sentence.
The that in my comment, above is supposed to be 'to'. Damn autocorrect.
Maybe you should stop criticizing everyone else's comment and start worrying about yours.
I'm pretty sure, no wait I'm definitely sure you're wrong, 'JustDerpin'.
84- I'm pretty sure 71 was talking to 51...
I'm pretty sure this comment thread can end now.
I'm pretty sure.... Ahh I got nothing. Just wanted to keep it going.
^ Whoa! Just take it easy man!
Great job drake. Now josh will be hounded as a FBI most wanted
I lost 74 brain cells from reading all this idiocy. I'm not sure what part **** of my brain **** those neurons controlled, but SHIT I'm sure I'll ASSHOLE figure it out someday.
If it were up to me I'd say you somehow contracted a strong dose of Tourette's from this thread Mr. Doc.
#147- Looks to me like someone is suffering from a mild case of tourette's syndrome!!
Male choir sounds better anyways
Yes, because OP is female and you suggest she goes to male choir. Logic.
Were you reading this? Or skimming? IT'S A GIRL, RETARD
No, he's probably saying that she should sneak her way into a male choir if possible because male choirs are better. As a girl in choir I agree, if the choir directors at my school thought I was a guy, I would definitely make the most of it by sneaking into men's choir. He's not telling her to give up her choir dreams.
What would justin beiber be doing in a choir, don't u need to be able to sing to be a part of that?
Your not from lesbia???
You should start wearing dresses to school so people don't get confused.
Then people will think that she's a male cross dresser. Not a bright idea.
OP shouldn't have to do anything.
if op looks like a dyke she should
Shut up and make me a coffee:-)
6- People getting confused is their problem, OP doesn't Need To start wearing anything to change that as long as she's comfortable with that. 106- Agreed. 177- Sure thing, cream and sugar?
or it's their problem if they get confused. op should wear what she feels like.
Lemme get this straight, op should change who she is for other people? That's not right at all, she is who she is and if people can't tell the difference well then that's their problem. Op be true to ur self and if u want to change make sure it because it's what u want and not because of anyone else:-) !
Maybe if you didn't look like a man that wouldn't happen
I love That 70's Show, I will be thumbing up all the way my friend!
Yeah.. Your burn just got burned.
It's weird that upon first meeting you he'd inquire about your relationship with your friend anyway.
Ha! Since the choir was PROBABLY for a catholic church, he was probably aiming to score, until you confirmed your gender that is. Now he'll have to watch little league tonight instead! NOW THUMB ME DOWN TO HELL!
Except asking about her girlfriend/relationship status is quite personal. An appropriate question would be like "So why'd you want to join the choir?" or "What kind of work do you do?" "Is so-and-so your girlfriend" makes me suspicious that he's into said supposed girlfriend.
WTF. YDI if you are goth or have a very short haircut. Otherwise, your life sucks.
Yep. Agreed. I've had short hair my entire life. And I've been mistaken for a boy several times, but I've become indifferent because I love my short hair. As you can see by my profile picture, I'm clearly a girl. Did that stop people from mistaking me for a boy? No. And did THAT make me grow my hair out? Nope.
I meant a buzz cut. Sheesh. I am also sorry
I may be, but all I can think of right now is the Hunger Games movie and my crush.
You know what, **** My Life for not thinking before I write( this happens once a month) oh and no
As I've stated before, this happens once a month since I was 9 to now
Statistically speaking, most men like women with long hair. When I see girls with short hair, I assume that they're lesbian (unless of course they have cancer). Let's look at 29 for example. She doesn't look bad, but I personally think that she would look better with long hair. And goth people are just goth for attention. Look that statistic up too.
Why can't people delete these
Why do people make me feel bad for things I don't mean to do.( I was a victim of bullying)
there's always a crazy argument going on somewhere on FML
I didn't include people with cancer in short hair
Ha! I figured that since it was probably a choir for a Catholic Church, the was hoping to score, until you confirmed your gender that is! NOW THUMB ME TO HELL!
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It's weird that upon first meeting you he'd inquire about your relationship with your friend anyway.
Taken aback you should have asked him when last he got his eyes checked out ;)