readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Violet
Exeter, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Diet_Water
Moreno Valley, United States
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
maybe dead in a day
Buffalo, United States
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Janie
United States
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
notyouraverageteenager
Australia
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Top comments
A83_fml 18
with that shirt, you will remain single. very single.
FFML_314 12
This reminds me of the time I bought an "I love ****" shirt so my family wouldn't find out that I'm a lesbian.
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Comments (258)
HD25 0
loser.
Honeysuckle9 0
how are you going to get one if you wear that t-shirt?
rent_hearts_love 0
Sometimes being single isn't that bad. Just try to find a good guy.
dayyummsavvyx3 0
sounds like something I would want to do!
armyboy57 0
well the shirt would prolly just make u get hit on more because then it's a quest :)
rfutty 0
haha. i bought my gf one the other day. :)
manbearpig16001 0
You could have probably hooked up with me Sat. night.
qwacktastick 8
laaaaaaaaame
VenomByte 1
They make that t-shirt in XXL? No wonder you're single.
veilinne 0
Oh low blow. Clearly she is depressed enough. Sympathy my friend, sympathy!
cnc_fml 0
hahahahahah u sound like Meg from family guy