readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Violet
Exeter, United States
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
happybirthday
United Kingdom
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
mookiemookie01
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Diet_Water
Moreno Valley, United States
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
WastedTime
United States
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
maybe dead in a day
Buffalo, United States
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Janie
United States
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
notyouraverageteenager
Australia
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
Top comments
A83_fml 18
with that shirt, you will remain single. very single.
FFML_314 12
This reminds me of the time I bought an "I love ****" shirt so my family wouldn't find out that I'm a lesbian.
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Comments (258)
MeleMallory 0
That's not gonna help you get a boyfriend.
thesmartietubes 6
You're doing it wrong. You can't attract guys if you're in a relationship.
sorrowevicteon 9
No one'll take you with that shirt... Unless they aren't worth it and just wants a one night stand or some such nonsense...
erinnicki 2
You'll stay single with that shirt, no single people will talk to you.
charlielara 4
surely that would be counter productive since it would stop anyone asking you out and thus mean your single status wouldn't change
yellowpuppies 5
I'm sorry that sucks. I know how being single feels. Not very good for ppl who don't.
DiabolicalGenius 3
You know, nobody who is actually seeing someone will ever wear those t-shirts. EVER. So when you see someone attractive wearing a shirt like that, you know that they're single... or that they didn't get the memo. Either way.
bakerella 29
Lol, I'm very taken and I would definitely wear one of those. Throws your theory right out the window
newburton13 26
If you wear that shirt, you're just going to keep being single because they all assume you have a boyfriend.
Steffi 26
Do people really care that much?
Kalipczo 21
Well that wasn't smart, now when you wear it out you have less of a chance of a guy coming to talk to you because he will think you have a boyfriend.