Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
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A83_fml 18
with that shirt, you will remain single. very single.
FFML_314 12
This reminds me of the time I bought an "I love ****" shirt so my family wouldn't find out that I'm a lesbian.
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Comments (258)
sophiemaus 1
Its the thought that counts
ThePieGuy0817 29
If you wear an "I love my Boyfriend" shirt, then how do you expect to actually get one, since anyone potentially interested would be scared away?
Chris93Jones 20
have to get out there :)
IHazNoUsername 9
I'm sorry op. Don't care about what others think, though. Btw good luck actually getting a boyfriend while wearing that shirt... he might get the wrong idea.
Sober_CJ 10
LMFAO.. Do they make blow up dolls for girls? XD
kevingirl 6
so sad. especially since no one cares if you're single or not.