Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML
Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
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A83_fml 18
with that shirt, you will remain single. very single.
FFML_314 12
This reminds me of the time I bought an "I love ****" shirt so my family wouldn't find out that I'm a lesbian.
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Comments (258)
littlejohnnyrott 0
hey, what's up?
wowzersselainee 0
I see the problem here u my girl aren't getting asked out because of tht shirt !! hello guys think ur taken capeesh ? so burn it ;)
shahnrah 0
I would try plentyoffish.com eharmony is free to view your matches but you have to pay money and subscribe to view their photo's (not that that is the important part) and to contact them in any way. Unless the person has broken rules and put their e-mail in their profile description. That is rare though.
allapologiesmygi_fml_fml 4
if you wear that shirt ppl will think you have a BF. if you want a BF I advise you to not wear that shirt
danilols689 11
I love being single
greyzero 0
This fml and other moments like it are probably the reason your single, and I'm not saying other people are afraid of your imaginary boyfriend, dear.
hateevryone 15
at least they don't know
Kayble89 13
The reason your life sucks so much is because you worry too much about what others think of your life. Thats just it though ITS YOUR LIFE, stop worrying about what others think.
XxVENMxSNAIKxX 0
well dont state it on fml where many people read it and now know you are single
BeibertSmitor 10
You know, the shirt likely doesn't fix the problem of being single.