By Motha - 09/04/2014 05:17 - United States - West Jordan

Today, my obsession with saying "your mom" reached a new level when my anatomy teacher asked what I did with my pencil. FML
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Lebeaugars95 20

guess who the teacher called after that comment

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SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
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All you had to do was go to class with a pencil. I am sure McDonalds is hiring though.

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krissajulia 7
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Hi I'm so glad to be #1

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Likian5 26
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Lebeaugars95 20

guess who the teacher called after that comment

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puggypark 14
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OP, you dumb

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wcc7777777 5
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#21- should i say it?

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doit4ah15 10

# 57- It's called a rhetorical questions bro

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BootheGhost 6
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#60 Its called a joke, bro.

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SpicyDuck 22
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Why can't we all just laugh at this? FML is no place to lose our sense of humor!! No matter how old and over used your mom gets, it's still gonna be funny.

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xboxmaniac7 9
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"How over used your mom gets" Hahaha!

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SpicyDuck 22
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73, I'm glad you found and appreciated my hidden your mom joke

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tyler907 10
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Dude fuck you, it's always funny.

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GRubi 17
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He didn't really ask for sympathy. He just posted an FML...

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BootheGhost 6
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#101 Cause obviously, insulting someone's mother, which they most likely care deeply for, is always gonna be funny and totally isn't going to piss someone off. Granted some will take it as a joke, but eventually, shits gonna fly.

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Blaphlafagus 19
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60, What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question with a joke?

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random_stuff 15
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Awkward, hesitant nervousness and unsure glances.

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mkymouse90 17

I know the answer to this.... Your mom ...

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Sandsh8rk 36
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Don't stoop to OP's level.

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HairyPunisher 27

You have an answer but there is no question.

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Rexor 9
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Muscleman, is that you?

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IndicaPaincakes 28
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It would be "My mom" if it were Muscle man.

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wiseKat99 13
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Umm, all I can say is sorryOP. YDF

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Rainhawk94 27

You definitely farted

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kinky44 28
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Yellow ducks fly.

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SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
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All you had to do was go to class with a pencil. I am sure McDonalds is hiring though.

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fuckyouropinion 4

Would you like fries with that sir?

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hellnosucka 27
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no I would like your mom with that, sir.

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Faff 20
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maybe dundermifflin is hiring

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Butwhymeagain 12
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This is funny though... no remorse!

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CurlyQute 17

Some self control is severely needed.

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leary96 15
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You know there's a button for that.

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stargirl_95 24
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"Your mom"? Really? How old are you, 13?

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SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10
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I'm 19 and when my friend saids, "Doug! Who ate all my icecream!" I will always yell back, "Your mom, bitch!" Friends influence this shit i swear.

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warsun 27
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Nah mate 13 year olds over here don't say it. 12 on the other hand.....

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CloudBustah 20
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#10 my brother would always insult the mother of his "enemy" when he's playing video games.

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