Miscellaneous: Today, my obsession with replying "Your Mom" reached a new level... - FML

By Motha - 09/04/2014 05:17 - United States - West Jordan

Today, my obsession with replying "Your Mom" reached a new level when my anatomy teacher asked what I'd done with my pencil. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2016 04:31 - United States - Havertown

Today, my dad had fun embarrassing me as much as possible in my parent-teacher conference by moaning whenever the teacher talked. FML

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Sins of the Mother

By speedster - 24/06/2021 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my science teacher if he'd had my mom when she went to my high school. He took one look at me, glared, and said, "Oh yeah, I remember HER." I have that class every day the rest of the year. Thanks a lot, Mom. FML

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By NittanyMangini - 26/05/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I was taking a biology final and was just randomly tapping my pencil. My teacher thought I was somehow communicating with the person next to me, and decided to fail me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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Huge balls

By Anonymous - 10/10/2021 19:04 - United States

Today, I had to pick up my son from school because he was constantly talking about his "Giant pen." In mid-July, I got him a giant-sized pen (writing utensil) and he liked it very much. Apparently, one of the teachers had their mind in the gutter and thought he was talking about… you know what. FML

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By sciencenat - 14/01/2016 06:36 - France - V?lizy-villacoublay

Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, my mom sat on a pencil and started bleeding. She then made me clean the wound on her butt and put ointment on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, my mom went snooping through my art bin to "clean out my old drawings". She found numerous nude pieces and accused me of selling porn. My mom mistook and threw out 57 anatomy practice sketches that I worked very very hard on, and ripped up the remainder of my drawings. FML

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By f_n_fail - 06/12/2016 21:31 - United States

Today, I got a note from my son's kindergarten teacher. During free time yesterday, he told her, "Mommy was stripping". I was indeed stripping. Paint that is. FML

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By idkmybffjill? - 13/02/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, I was pestering a co-worker, so she jokingly stated "I'll bury you!" and I replied "I'll bury your mom!". Her moms funeral was last week. FML

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Top comments

Lebeaugars95 20

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:31

guess who the teacher called after that comment

SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:14

All you had to do was go to class with a pencil. I am sure McDonalds is hiring though.

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krissajulia 7

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:09

Hi I'm so glad to be #1

Likian5 26

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:11

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Lebeaugars95 20

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:31

guess who the teacher called after that comment

puggypark 14

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:51

OP, you dumb

wcc7777777 5

Wednesday 9 April 2014 17:58

#21- should i say it?

doit4ah15 10

Wednesday 9 April 2014 18:12

# 57- It's called a rhetorical questions bro

BootheGhost 6

Wednesday 9 April 2014 18:48

#60 Its called a joke, bro.

SpicyDuck 22

Wednesday 9 April 2014 19:28

Why can't we all just laugh at this? FML is no place to lose our sense of humor!! No matter how old and over used your mom gets, it's still gonna be funny.

xboxmaniac7 9

Wednesday 9 April 2014 19:38

"How over used your mom gets" Hahaha!

jonfrenzy 10

Wednesday 9 April 2014 21:36

Your mom

bomzo 22

Wednesday 9 April 2014 23:29

the dad?

SpicyDuck 22

Wednesday 9 April 2014 23:42

73, I'm glad you found and appreciated my hidden your mom joke

tyler907 10

Thursday 10 April 2014 1:10

Dude **** you, it's always funny.

GRubi 17

Thursday 10 April 2014 2:44

He didn't really ask for sympathy. He just posted an FML...

BootheGhost 6

Friday 11 April 2014 16:57

#101 Cause obviously, insulting someone's mother, which they most likely care deeply for, is always gonna be funny and totally isn't going to piss someone off. Granted some will take it as a joke, but eventually, ***** gonna fly.

Blaphlafagus 19

Saturday 12 April 2014 19:07

60, What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question with a joke?

random_stuff 15

Monday 14 April 2014 19:35

Awkward, hesitant nervousness and unsure glances.

mkymouse90 17

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:12

I know the answer to this.... Your mom ...

Sandsh8rk 36

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:52

Don't stoop to OP's level.

BrickTamlandLamp 13

Wednesday 9 April 2014 17:35

You don't say...

HairyPunisher 27

Wednesday 9 April 2014 17:41

You have an answer but there is no question.

Rexor 9

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:12

Muscleman, is that you?

IndicaPaincakes 28

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:19

It would be "My mom" if it were Muscle man.

wiseKat99 13

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:13

Umm, all I can say is sorryOP. YDF

cyanidesandwich 21

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:43

YDF?

Rainhawk94 27

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:54

You definitely farted

kinky44 28

Wednesday 9 April 2014 16:06

Yellow ducks fly.

SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:14

All you had to do was go to class with a pencil. I am sure McDonalds is hiring though.

fuckyouropinion 4

Wednesday 9 April 2014 18:14

Would you like fries with that sir?

hellnosucka 27

Wednesday 9 April 2014 19:57

no I would like your mom with that, sir.

Faff 20

Wednesday 9 April 2014 19:59

maybe dundermifflin is hiring

Butwhymeagain 12

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:14

This is funny though... no remorse!

CurlyQute 17

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:15

Some self control is severely needed.

briang959 47

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:17

Total YDI.

leary96 15

Wednesday 9 April 2014 22:23

You know there's a button for that.

stargirl_95 24

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:17

"Your mom"? Really? How old are you, 13?

SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10

Wednesday 9 April 2014 15:31

I'm 19 and when my friend saids, "Doug! Who ate all my icecream!" I will always yell back, "Your mom, bitch!" Friends influence this shit i swear.

warsun 27

Thursday 10 April 2014 1:09

Nah mate 13 year olds over here don't say it. 12 on the other hand.....

CloudBustah 20

Thursday 10 April 2014 8:06

#10 my brother would always insult the mother of his "enemy" when he's playing video games.

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