Today, I had the choice of visiting a ruined castle or having hot gay sex. I chose the castle. What is wrong with me? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
Today, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, I can only have sex with really fat men, because that’s what turns me on, yet as soon as the sex is over, through no fault of theirs, I have to run to the toilet to be sick because I can’t believe what I just had sex with. I’m so messed up in the head. FML
Today, I'm horny all the time, but my endurance in the sack is horrible. Why me? FML
Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML
Today, I had sex with the guy who had been the main subject of my bean-flicking fantasies since I met him. It was the absolute worst sex of my life. I guess some things are just better left to the imagination. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for years. There was just one problem: it was so terrible I said, "I think I might be straight" about five minutes in just so it would stop. FML
Today, I like it rough in bed and found the perfect lover to have fun with. Now I have to choose between going to work fully covered while it's 35°C and sweat like a pig, or to go lightly dressed and show a VERY suspicious amount of marks on my body. FML
Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML
Today, I was so horny, I decided to meet up secretly with a guy after having dinner with family. We went for a night drive and he parked somewhere to go down on me. The dude was sucking the life out of my clit, almost biting it off. Good thing my mum called and I had a reason to escape the ordeal. FML
Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you're straight?
Doom_Kitty 14
Nothing. Visiting a castle and knowing about history, learning something new is so much bigger than having sex one time.
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Comments (7)
Justkidding100 41
I left my boyfriend at the house alone to go hiking to an abandoned mine, he got over it. hopefully you'll get the best of both worlds 😉
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you're straight?
Doom_Kitty 14
Nothing. Visiting a castle and knowing about history, learning something new is so much bigger than having sex one time.
Crowned Sataness 12
the castle is cool and could be a one time chance. gay sex can be found on every corner. I would have taken the castle too
D J's MOM 17
one chance to see the castle, plenty of times for sec. I'd see the castle.
protoskore 27
what is wrong with you?